Jersey Nate
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Cmon, Kermit. That's just lame.
Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread
Cmon, Kermit. That's just lame.
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Keg Thrower
hahaha, awesome post! I kind of want to rep you for that one. We really are. I'm still struggling trying to figure out how to respond to a vegan who's swing looks like a Mantis having a seizure, and to a Captain that literally couldn't get himself out of a paper sack.
But I have Jersey Nate. He's our leashed bulldog!
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
You guys are screwed. I just finished off a round that would have waxed every Hacker or Paradouchian without a doubt. Hell guys like SethO and Cookie would have quit the game after this kind of clinic, it would have left Chunky searching his bag for that Pepto before we reached the green on 1. Oh and you want to hear something funny? It's January...I still have 6 full months of prep work.
Jersey Nate
#JourneyToBetter #THPMC
That's what I like to hear from a THPer. Good luck playing for second, guys.
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The brotherhood has spoken and its always the truth.
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I didn't know you could Jake straight a post. The first part was definitely way out in Left Field, but the very last part was dead on accurate.
Chunkylover77
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Wow I wish we had 6 months to prepare. What will be lame is the posts in 7 months saying how you don't know what the hell happened. You guys should prepare for that as well
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
Well I just got done and spoke to one of my teammates on the phone and they basically said the trash talk thread was exactly what it has been for the last month....lame on the parts of TH and TP so I figured I'd just reassure you all that I'm going to wreck dreams down there. I tried to compare what I would have done to you with the game I had today but I kept tearing up from the laughter I couldn't even post it. There's not big enough coat tails for you to ride if I'm playing like this buddy.
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Keg Thrower
Can you successfully get through 2-3 swing changes in 6 months?
No quit in my game. Glad you are still able to get out there.
Now deflate your head and ego before you hurt yourself!
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What if he brings his football helmet?
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
Most people would run for their lives if that happened, but the truth is...I like Mr. Nerfny and would never need to bring my football helmet to that match. I would bring my golf clubs though, which would do enough damage for what we're trying to accomplish.
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Keg Thrower
hahaha, you got that right!
Way to get out there and dominate today Jake! Scores like you shot today are just added bonuses this time of year buddy. Cookie and chunky don't want anything to do with you pal. Cookie wants me and chunky wants to go 0-fer his life against El Capitan. That Team hackers is up to something with their public call outs. I don't trust chunky as far as I can throw...............check that, I was pretty good at dwarf tossing back in the day.
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Way to go Chunky!
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
Yeah the public call outs is pretty lame though really. So far I have yet to see any of them call out anyone they legitimately have business standing on a golf course with. Obviously they're trying to puff up their chest and act tough by calling out people they know that even in their wildest dreams they can't beat. Everyone reads it and says "oh that's bold of him to call out "fill in the blank" but it's not bold because they have no shot of winning, it's more of a pansy move than not even calling someone out in the first place.
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
That explains a hell of a lot actually.
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Keg Thrower
I bet he was carried around in a pant pocket at 14. So cute, little chunky.
You guys are up to something. I can smell it from here.
Oh, nevermind, that's just that dhjkelly guy, he's underneath my desk doing his thang, you know?
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Keg Thrower
Softballs hawk, all these guys do is pitch softballs around this thread.