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My rant is horrible hotel pillows. We're staying at a B&B that is very nice. However they have pillows that are as hard and flat as the pancakes they serve. and that isn't too good when one was out drinking until 2AM. I got four hours of sleep last night. Thankfully I don't have a hangover.
 
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
 
DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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oh boy, goodbye weekend lol
 
DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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Isn't she pregnant and in the 3rd trimester?

Disregard all comments from a pregnant woman in the 3rd. I don't know who took my wife during that time, but she was crazy sometimes.
 
DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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You're screwed. Reply, dont reply, either way...you're screwed.

Unless you say something like, "No, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me, if only I was a better husband."
 
DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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Wow, I have never been married, but that sounds like an awesome Friday turned into a very long day.
 
Jersey Nate said:
My rant is horrible hotel pillows. We're staying at a B&B that is very nice. However they have pillows that are as hard and flat as the pancakes they serve. and that isn't too good when one was out drinking until 2AM. I got four hours of sleep last night. Thankfully I don't have a hangover.
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No hangover = you drank too little lol


Taptaptap!
 
SethO said:
Wow, I have never been married, but that sounds like an awesome Friday turned into a very long day.
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I think I would be "working" this weekend.
 
DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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Good luck man...


Taptaptap!
 
GrantD said:
Isn't she pregnant and in the 3rd trimester?

Disregard all comments from a pregnant woman in the 3rd. I don't know who took my wife during that time, but she was crazy sometimes.
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Yes she is and this is my nightmare.

War Eagle said:
You're screwed. Reply, dont reply, either way...you're screwed.

Unless you say something like, "No, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me, if only I was a better husband."
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This is exactly what I said and it appears to have worked. He response was, "Thanks honey. I love you. You are great." I think I am home free.

SethO said:
Wow, I have never been married, but that sounds like an awesome Friday turned into a very long day.
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I think I have escaped, at least until 4 when I get out of work.


flix said:
Good luck man...


Taptaptap!
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Thanks playa..haha
 
flix said:
No hangover = you drank too little lol


Taptaptap!
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Oh I am dragging today...thankfully I had some water and an aspirin before I tried to go to sleep. These French Canadian bears do know how to party.
 
Ah, good job Dev. You gotta reverse that stuff and deflect it back.

You are aware that you should probably purchase flowers on the way home today, correct?
 
War Eagle said:
Ah, good job Dev. You gotta reverse that stuff and deflect it back.

You are aware that you should probably purchase flowers on the way home today, correct?
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Taking her to the movies tonight to see The Hunger Games.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Oh I am dragging today...thankfully I had some water and an aspirin before I tried to go to sleep. These French Canadian bears do know how to party.
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It occurs to me that you will never have the problem that Dev has. Maybe they don't allow gay marriage because the rest of us would be jealous.
 
SethO said:
It occurs to me that you will never have the problem that Dev has. Maybe they don't allow gay marriage because the rest of us would be jealous.
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Bahahaha...Richard and I have our arguments from time to time, but you are correct, it's nothing like what most husbands and wives have to go through. But gay drama is still monumental drama. Some of our friends have relationship stories that you could have sworn was straight out of a soap opera.
 
Disaster averted Dev.

Lotsa work to do today. Moving stuff, finishing up the laundry that is still at the old house, ect
 
Jersey Nate said:
Oh I am dragging today...thankfully I had some water and an aspirin before I tried to go to sleep. These French Canadian bears do know how to party.
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The first image that popped into my mind was a Canadian grizzly bear doing shots of some sort of brown liquor but I'm now thinking that we're on a different page with the term 'bears'.
 
DevRickus said:
Yes she is and this is my nightmare.

This is exactly what I said and it appears to have worked. He response was, "Thanks honey. I love you. You are great." I think I am home free.

I think I have escaped, at least until 4 when I get out of work.


Thanks playa..haha
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Nice diversion indeed. You went the safe route, while I would have typically gone the sarcastic route to either make her laugh or say something vulgar. If I go the safe route, usually it indicates that I'm up to something.
 
Steel President said:
The first image that popped into my mind was a Canadian grizzly bear doing shots of some sort of brown liquor but I'm now thinking that we're on a different page with the term 'bears'.
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Yeah, definitely on a different page, hehe.
 
Steel President said:
The first image that popped into my mind was a Canadian grizzly bear doing shots of some sort of brown liquor but I'm now thinking that we're on a different page with the term 'bears'.
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Yeah, definitely on a different page, hehe.
 
Jersey Nate said:
My rant is horrible hotel pillows. We're staying at a B&B that is very nice. However they have pillows that are as hard and flat as the pancakes they serve. and that isn't too good when one was out drinking until 2AM. I got four hours of sleep last night. Thankfully I don't have a hangover.
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See....that Nuun tablet is good for something!!!

DevRickus said:
Just got a message from my wife: "Have I been a bad wife?" OH boy. Here comes the emotional roller coaster known as Renee.
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Maybe she's wanting to play dress up with ya this evening??? :act-up:
 
DevRickus said:
Taking her to the movies tonight to see The Hunger Games.
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Grab some grocery store flowers on the way home. $10 and they love it

Kindle Fire Forged
 
I hate when you're getting dressed and your belt buckle whacks you in the shin when you're putting it through the loops. Eff.
 
Just got a call from a customer prospect asking us to put him on our Do Not Call list.
Hey, jerkwad, the reason I have been calling you is because YOU requested information from us back in January and have never returned my follow up calls on it since then.
Take 30 seconds out of your oh so busy day and shoot me an email why don't you? A simple "Got the info. Won't work out for us. Thanks" is all I need to never call your sorry @ss again.....
 
FrankA said:
Grab some grocery store flowers on the way home. $10 and they love it

Kindle Fire Forged
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Maybe flowers in NC are $10 but not in Jersey my friend...haha
 
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