The Official Banter Away Thread

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I am all for beautiful women and appreciating their beauty, but I just saw the most obvious, awkward dude walk right into a trashcan while checking out a hottie in the airport. Dude was neck turned, on his phone, carrying Starbucks, and WHAM. I hope it was his wife on the phone and she heard him crash. Best part was he dove after his coffee before anything else.

Give them a good glance, but don't be this guy.
 
I am all for beautiful women and appreciating their beauty, but I just saw the most obvious, awkward dude walk right into a trashcan while checking out a hottie in the airport. Dude was neck turned, on his phone, carrying Starbucks, and WHAM. I hope it was his wife on the phone and she heard him crash. Best part was he dove after his coffee before anything else.

Give them a good glance, but don't be this guy.

Hanks is in your airport?
 
Still sick and bored as eff. So sitting here and creating a new Techno Viking spotify playlist to share and drinking coffee.


And i want to add that i'm not envious of all the outing partisipants. Not at all..


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Cory Booker (mayor of Newark) pulled police off the Prudential Center detail for events because the Devils refused to give him FREE Bruce Springsteen tickets after he trashed the Devils and their owner because he lost an arbitration case that he initiated over parking revenue. Last week, concert goers there were attacked and beaten by thugs outside the arena. Now He is on twitter saying, Lets Go Devils. Make Newark proud. I simply pointed out he is a fraud and he responded and then all of his weirdo followers responded too. But none of them acknowledge the facts. His reasoning behind removing the cops is that they "didnt have the money, and the timing was just a coincidence." they dont have the money but spent over $180,000 on security at the Whitney Houston funeral. Its a joke. He is a petulant child.


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Wow, that's so 3rd grade of him. Pulling police from arguably NJ's biggest star / his concert? What did he expect? Guy should be impeached!
 
Spent the last 3 hours helping the girlfriend redo and plant new flowers in what used to be an awesome flowerbed next to the frontdoor of our house. It was surprisingly funny!
 
Mama Mia's buffet for lunch. Wow. I bet you can see the garlic fumes coming off me from the garlic bread. Major garlic head going on. Makes me want to take a nap.

Kevin
 
Soooo much fun!

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Tacos + Tacate = Bliss
 
Dude I just had brats and some coors light. Pretty amazing.

I'd eat the arse end out of that too buddy. And drink some Coors light. I'm about to watch some movie called "Source Code". It looks interesting.
 
Is that with jake gyllenhall or whatever.

Yeah. Dude, I've started it on my DVR like 5 times and get sidetracked.
 
One more day of school and it's golf season for this teacher. The bliss that are the i20's has got me more excited for summer than I've been maybe ever. Just fun as hell to play.

Also home alone for the second night, strange.


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Porn fest at JMan's!!!! Lol, I kid, I kid.
 
I've been prairies.
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Looks like I've missed a LOT today because I was out for the day...but...I give you good news. My match today with my neighbor went down to the wire. AS thru 8 after we had exchanged holes all evening. With his handicap being two points lower, he was giving me a stroke on two of the hardest handicap holes on the back 9. I had won the most difficult of those two holes by two strokes (I bogeyed the hole and he tripled). So he had a par putt of around 7-8 feet, and I had hit my 3rd shot just over the green, which sloped severely away from me with the pin in the back. I took my 60* wedge and popped the ball up, landing it in the fringe and it rolled out to about 9-10 feet from the hole. I had a downhill, breaking left to right putt for my bogey (but with the stroke he was giving me, it was effectively for par). I was SO nervous over that putt, but I read it, trusted the line, and hit the putt...and it tracked all the way into the center of the cup. So we tied right? AS thru 9? In the event of a tie, whoever had won the most difficult hole on the course gets the W....

....sooo....WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER! I'm SO stoked!!! 3-0 in the league, and I beat the guy who got me into golf. I feel so good. Scotch in hand.
 
Congrats, JN!
 
JN!!!!!!!! CONGRATS buddy! That is awesome!


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