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I'm really not picking apart your posts, but would a beached whale have to fall asleep to get sunburned? hehe

(Notice I didn't say anything about where the beached whale fell asleep!)
 
Smallville said:
I'm really not picking apart your posts, but would a beached whale have to fall asleep to get sunburned? hehe

(Notice I didn't say anything about where the beached whale fell asleep!)
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I was just making it clear how silly one has to be to get that sunburned.

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Does Claire know you're trying to stage a coup?
 
Diane said:
Does Claire know you're trying to stage a coup?
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It's not a grammar thing, it's an unnecessary words thing!

(Not that I don't do it too. Actually, I am probably one of the worst offenders!)
 
Can you imagine the uproar if a man had compared a woman to a beached whale? Even a woman who was the size of a beached whale.
 
Harry Longshanks said:
Can you imagine the uproar if a man had compared a woman to a beached whale? Even a woman who was the size of a beached whale.
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Did I offend you Harry? I know you're not the size of a beached whale. If you were - I never would have said that.
 
Harry Longshanks said:
Can you imagine the uproar if a man had compared a woman to a beached whale? Even a woman who was the size of a beached whale.
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Baby seal, anybody?

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Seal - No. Harry isn't hairy.
 
How about we stop speculating about Harry's appearance before Harry starts retaliating?
 
Harry Longshanks said:
How about we stop speculating about Harry's appearance before Harry starts retaliating?
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I'm sorry - I was out of line. Someone calls you Hair-Lo - that's what made me think of it.

Harry is too much of a gentleman to ever be mean.
 
Diane said:
I'm sorry - I was out of line. Someone calls you Hair-Lo - that's what made me think of it.

Harry is too much of a gentleman to ever be mean.
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An old friend of mine defines a gentleman as "one who never unintentionally insults another."
 
ClairefromClare said:
An old friend of mine defines a gentleman as "one who never unintentionally insults another."
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That's funny. A British aristocrat defined it as a man who could stare a woman in the eye while talking to her no matter how low the top of her evening gown.
 
C-Tech said:
That's funny. A British aristocrat defined it as a man who could stare a woman in the eye while talking to her no matter how low the top of her evening gown.
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That's funnier and something I'd like to see.
 
Diane said:
I'm sorry - I was out of line. Someone calls you Hair-Lo - that's what made me think of it.

Harry is too much of a gentleman to ever be mean.
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HaHa! I call him Hair-Lo because he came up with that nickname on the Big Break Disney thread after K-Max.:laughing:

Sorry Harry
 
C-Tech said:
That's funny. A British aristocrat defined it as a man who could stare a woman in the eye while talking to her no matter how low the top of her evening gown.
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Comes from going to all-male boarding schools.
 
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