DevRickus
The Dirty Jerz
Is not going to win the Morgan Cup!!
Thinks the stars at night are not big and bright deep in the heart of Texas.
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Is not going to win the Morgan Cup!!
Thinks the stars at night are not big and bright deep in the heart of Texas.
Loves his upstairs neighbors.
Is frequently mistaken for Taylor Swift from behind.
Thinks ordering a fish taco at a strip club is funny.
Can't stop ordering drinks with little umbrellas sticking out of 'em.
Was the second shooter behind the grassy knoll.
Thinks everyone from New York is rude.
Gets his salsa from New York City
Learned how to Salsa from Illegal, unarmed, aliens in NYC
Once was a stunt double for George Clooney
Hates beer & BBQ.
Is more of a Zima guy
#watermelonjollyranchers
has a giant Muppets mural painted on his garage door.
Has pretty feet.
Buddies called him "butterscotch" in college
Is rooting for the ZooCrew
Had a hole in one using only his right arm during the swing.
Doesn't have a horrendous case of the chunks.
He once derailed a train using only his penis.
Is not a thread killer
Is Sarah Palin's BoyToy
likes to sing classic disco songs in the shower