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THP FF Week 7 Thread

Spank818 said:
I talked to my scout friends in the NFL offices in NYC and they all said I was effed this week.

I speak in half truths, like the statement above is really only half true.

1) I really don't have friends within the NFL organization.
2) I really am effed this week.
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I don't know why but this cracked me up
 
JB said:
Just proposed a monster to CL. Offering more points by quite a bit, but we shall see.
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That is a VERY interesting trade JB. Problem is I won't have any RB's left. I'm mulling.
 
And I'm very interested in bearing what the trade is! haha

I'm guessing something to do with Rodgers and gore or along those lines.
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Chunkylover77 said:
That is a VERY interesting trade JB. Problem is I won't have any RB's left. I'm mulling.
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I'm gonna start a petition that we should be able to go Warren Moon-Oilers / David Klingler-Houston Cougars old fashioned run and shoot. :D
 
Chunkylover77 said:
That is a VERY interesting trade JB. Problem is I won't have any RB's left. I'm mulling.
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A. THat is not true.
B. It shouldnt matter where the points come from as long as the points come.
 
Wow, if Collie is out... I'm glad I hung onto Garcon. Not all by choice lol.
 
Collie injury is not confirmed at all. One guy tweeting something I believe.
 
Lol but my unconfirmed Clark story panned out so it's still possible. I'm not sure I would want Collie to be off the field. Could mean a lot more double teams for Wayne.
 
Paging team Afrosheen. Paging team Afrosheen. There is an urgent message from team CL.
 
And a lot more targets for Pierre. I may like it.. who knows though I hate rooting for injuries. It's karma. Haha.
 
Chunkylover77 said:
Lol but my unconfirmed Clark story panned out so it's still possible. I'm not sure I would want Collie to be off the field. Could mean a lot more double teams for Wayne.
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You cant be serious. Wayne is the ultimate 15 yard hitch guy. Almost impossible to double team that. As well lets not forget that everytime a guy goes down in that offense, they create a new one. People said the exact same thing last year when AG went down only to have a no name like Garcon become a household name.
 
Its much the same with the Colts as it is with the Patriots, they just plug someone else in and they do good. Im sure it has nothing to do with the QB. I <3 Romo.
 
Addai having problems with his shoulder, may miss some time. Not confirmed though.
 
This might need its own thread, but I will let JB make it if he thinks it needs it.

This is pretty funny, and also true.

The 10 Fantasy Commandments

1. Thou shalt not veto. If there is obvious collusion between two owners, then the commissioner (or league via veto) should not allow it. But other than that? Let it go. People should be allowed to coach their team and trade whoever they want, even if you think it's a really stupid rip-off trade. Negotiating a steal of a deal is part of fantasy skill and as long as both parties want to do the deal, you're a punk if you block it. Especially the people who block a trade just because it doesn't involve them or because it's part of their "strategy" to block other teams from improving. That's the coward's way out and you're a scummy, spineless punk if you do that. Win on the virtual field, not in the bureaucracy.

2. Thou shalt play out the season. I don't care if you're 0-12. You make waiver claims and set your best possible lineup in Week 13. It matters to the rest of the league. Have fantasy pride. Quitting is for wimps and people with no moral fiber. You made a commitment, stick to it. Too many times I've heard of people in public leagues (it seems to happens less on ESPN than on other sites, thankfully) sign up for the league to practice drafting and then abandon the team. (This is why we offer free mock drafts and auctions). But even more than that, as teams get tough breaks or aren't winning, owners no longer play it out, leaving bye week and injured guy in their lineups and essentially handing their opponents crucial wins.

I was forced to do it once (a high-stake baseball league the summer I was going through my separation) and I hated myself for it. Seeing as how I ultimately ended up divorced, I should have found a way to play it out.


3. Thou shalt set your lineup every week Nothing is worse than seeing someone starting a lineup with guys on a bye and playing against a competitor you need to lose. Every game matters to everyone else in the league, so I don't care if your honeymoon is right smack in the middle of your season, you can't have a week off. If you know you're not gonna be able to play every week, then don't play at all. The Internet is everywhere. You can set your lineup six days in advance and you can access your ESPN Fantasy team from any mobile phone. If you have to, you can ask a friend or the league commish to set your best possible lineup for you. There is no excuse.

4. Thou shalt not talk about your team. No one cares about your team but you. If you meet me in public, sure, tell me, I get paid to listen to you. But other than that? Seriously, no one wants to hear you prattle on.

5. Thou shalt respond to trade offers. Dude, it's common courtesy. Just a simple "No thanks" is fine. Just let us know you got it but you're not interested.

5a. Thou shalt take no for an answer. A follow up to 5, if the person says no, then don't bombard them with a million other trade offers. One follow-up "Are you interested in talking trade at all?" or "is Player A at all available?" is allowed. But if they still say no, then let it be. Whether it's a girl or a trade, no means no. Period.

6. Thou shalt not bid on a player in an auction if you don't know who he is. If I throw out a player and someone says "Oooh, sleeper," you're not allowed to bid if you don't know who he is or why he's a sleeper. Do your own homework. Stop copying off my paper, jerk.

7. Thou shalt not abuse the waiver process. Don't continually pick guys up and then drop them, placing them on waivers, thus making them unavailable for two days to the rest of the league. Like I said in the first one. Win on the virtual field, not in the bureaucracy, coward. (For those who play on ESPN, that's not a problem; a player must be owned for 24 hours before he'll be put back out on waivers when dropped.)

8. Thou shalt not change the rules midseason. I don't care if it everyone's complaining or it seems unfair in Week 5. You play the rules that were set up at the start of season. Change at the start of next year. Take the job of commissioner seriously. Have a strong constitution at the start of the year and enforce it.

9. Thou shalt not say "Championship!" after drafting T.J. Houshmandzadeh. It's an old joke. We've heard it a million times. Let it go. (thanks to @US_LaticFanatic on Twitter for that one).

10. Thou shalt act like a normal, civilized human being. This is a catch-all for everything else. Act in fantasy how you would in real life. If you agree to a deal, you go through with it. Unless your word means nothing in real life too. Then you're just a horrible human being. Don't be an Internet tough-guy on e-mails or message boards. Smack talk is fine, but insulting or getting personal and saying things you'd never say to someone to their face? Save it, coward. Especially if you hide behind a fake screen name. Don't kick someone out of a league without telling them. Don't reneg on a bet or league fees you owe because the game or season didn't go the way you wanted. Don't abuse your power as commissioner. Don't offer a crappy trade you would never take if you were on the other side of it. Don't whine, b*tch, complain or do anything that takes the fun out of the greatest game ever invented.
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Don't you hate when your #1 player is playing against your Defense?
 
Nice pick up on Tamme JB & GG

However you have put me in a tight spot by throwing VJax back out there, I was going to grab donald brown with addia being hurt, but now I might grab Vjax. Im in a pickle lol
 
Well im taking a gamble and going with VJAX, I only think brown will be good for 1 or 2 games if any depending on addia's injury as Vjax will play the last 6 games.


But knowing my luck, addia will be out for the season and brown will be the lead guy and get double digit points every week lol
 
Bridges said:
Well im taking a gamble and going with VJAX, I only think brown will be good for 1 or 2 games if any depending on addia's injury as Vjax will play the last 6 games.


But knowing my luck, addia will be out for the season and brown will be the lead guy and get double digit points every week lol
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Really? How is that possible. We are at week 7 right now and for him to play in the last 6 regular season games of FF, he would have to come back next week. Dont forget he still has time to miss once he reports. He will play in the last 6 games (maybe) of the NFL schedule, NOT the last 6 games of FF.
 
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