golf haiku

[johnnymo]

Because it is raining and I am sitting around waiting for a delivery.

lost penta now mine
performance is quite splendid
crap look at the price

Let's see what you got

john

 

[PiratePenguin]

Too cold outside now
Hope it warms up very soon
I'd like to go play

Big stick, going long
Farther and farther away
Will need more balls soon

 

[johnnymo]

Not too shabby Pen

I think the beauty of a golf haiku is that they almost always can be confused for a foreign clone club spammer and for some reason that makes me smile.

john

 

[PiratePenguin]

My game needs big help
Take lessons or buy new clubs?
Says THP: "Go for clubs!"

 

[johnnymo]

My game needs big help
Take lessons or buy new clubs?
Says THP: "Go for clubs!"

Classic!

At the first tee box
big dog in hand swing fast
another "power fade"

 

[TC]

left handed, it sucks
moreso when it comes to golf
thank your lucky stars!



rookie of the year
an award for the finest
rory is not it!


westwood is his name
playing on the links his game
he is number one!


haha, mine are all full of hostility.

 

[tdinbr]

O where is my slice
Gone now but still aiming left
Hello to the hook

 

[johnnymo]

TC feeling a little angry today?

new driver in hand
to the rain soaked local range
bring the umbrella

 

[tdinbr]

Itch for new putter
What is this crazy Backstryke?
Looks strange, feels so good

 

[johnnymo]

Itch for new putter
What is this crazy Backstryke?
Looks strange, feels so good

Very nice t. that is one I can identify with.

 

[thedue]

wtf, this makes my head hurt.

 

[TC]

wtf, this makes my head hurt.

lmao duey!

 

[tdinbr]

It's easy!!

3 lines that are comprised of:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Done!!

 

[thedue]

It's easy!!

3 lines that are comprised of:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Done!!

Thanks, but I'll go back to the "Do you Like To Party Thread"! hehe

 

[interlooper]

Times of cold and snow
A putting green in the home
In earnest I seek

 

[johnnymo]

Times of cold and snow
A putting green in the home
In earnest I seek

Golf practice inside
fresh divots in the carpet
sleeping on the couch

 

[PiratePenguin]

Golf practice inside
fresh divots in the carpet
sleeping on the couch

What could be better
Than golfing outdoors in warmth?
I say, "Bedroom golf!" :angel:

 

[interlooper]

Golf practice inside
fresh divots in the carpet
sleeping on the couch

Sleeping on the couch
Out of the house, my wife says
More time for golfing

 

[Petroguy]

Midwestern winter
Golf is just a memory
Carpet putting sucks


GREAT thread idea Johnnymo!

 

[Ole Gray]

wtf, this makes my head hurt.

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x2 :wtf: hell I don't even remember what a syllable is :confused2: Yep back to the "Do you like to Party thread" with old man DooDue.

 

[Sean]

It is really very cold
I cannot play golf anymore now
I return to my woes

 

[staticline]

Snow is in the air
Golfing no longer in plans
Where is divot mat

 

[johnnymo]

a brand new swing tip
unproductive rain session
bruised ego sore back

 

[junior lefty]

Golf is a very fun game... Wait I'm not doing it right?

Haikus are easy
I write haikus in my sleep
Oh, golf is fun too.

 

[thedue]

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x2 :wtf: hell I don't even remember what a syllable is :confused2: Yep back to the "Do you like to Party thread" with old man DooDue.

I'd rather do Limericks, haha.

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