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TC said:
Whatever dude, don't diss it til you try it. Remember the sushi?
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Yeah I think that stuff gave me the Clamato dude.
 
TC said:
Dude, how can you drink a dos equis and not put a lime in it?
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TC said:
But one day, when you wake up and you're hurting, find a beer, take a sip, top off with clamato, proceed to finish, and thank me later.
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I swear to God, sometimes I think you're a younger version of me.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
I swear to God, sometimes I think you're a younger version of me.

Kevin
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I have high aspirations my friend.

All the talk in this thread made me call my favorite local Mexican joint and get a reservation. 60oz Dos Equis, here I come. I'll wash that down with 3 tacos (1 steak and 2 pork).
 
Clamato sounds better if you say is as Clamayto. I got Clamato once. Just had to take some pills and it cleared right up.
 
Hawk said:
Clamato sounds better if you say is as Clamayto. I got Clamato once. Just had to take some pills and it cleared right up.
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I think thats Clamatio.
 
I'm so LOST
 
Hawk said:
Ah, I'm glad to see you remember our talks, OEM.
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Sir yes sir! You can teach an old trick new dogs but ...wait.
 
You are all condiments. You have been chosen.
 
I never use condiments. Probably why I got Clamato.
 
geez, we're currently cat sitting for Erin's aunt and when I got home, I can't find the damn thing. I know when I left this morning that it was here b/c it was eating. I'm frantic!
 
Make squealing noises like a dying mouse and thank me later.
 
TC said:
geez, we're currently cat sitting for Erin's aunt and when I got home, I can't find the damn thing. I know when I left this morning that it was here b/c it was eating. I'm frantic!
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Find another one at the shelter that looks exactly like it and use it as a substitute until you find the real one. (Sorry for the obscure movie reference)
 
Hawk said:
Make squealing noises like a dying mouse and thank me later.
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I have testicles, I can't make those noises.
 
TC said:
I have testicles, I can't make those noises.
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Hmmmmm. I never thought of that. Got any cat treats? Maybe shake the can or something?
 
TC said:
geez, we're currently cat sitting for Erin's aunt and when I got home, I can't find the damn thing. I know when I left this morning that it was here b/c it was eating. I'm frantic!
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Oooops!
 
Hawk said:
Hmmmmm. I never thought of that. Got any cat treats? Maybe shake the can or something?
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dude, I don't own cats. I have a dog. He looks suspicious. I wonder if he killed it or something. The damn thing is just missing. I'm freaking out here. This will be my fault somehow.
 
this thread has me rolling!
 
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