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Great Golf Quotes

My God my swing feels like an unfolded lawn chair !
 
DawgDaddy said:
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain

“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.” - A. A. Milne

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” - Winston Churchhill
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You stole mine!!!

WC was quite possibly the wittiest man to ever live.
 
"'It's a game that can't be won, only played.'
And so I play.
I play on.
I play for the moments yet to come...
... looking for my place in the field."

- the Legend of Bagger Vance
 
Jacob Robertson said:
You stole mine!!!

WC was quite possibly the wittiest man to ever live.
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Yep, he and MT are a hard combo to beat. Naturally I am a WC fan, just read my sig.
 
DawgDaddy said:
Yep, he and MT are a hard combo to beat. Naturally I am a WC fan, just read my sig.
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"Winston, you're drunk!"

"Yes, and you are ugly, but in the morning, I'll be sober."
 
"He's BAAACCCKKKK!" All the Tiger lovers.

Kevin
 
"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." Lee Trevino
 
"Serious golfers walk. And play blades." Kmac.

Kevin
 
What about

"Duh, winning." Charlie Sheen
 
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown
 
"Why can't people leave poor little Tiger alone?" - - - by many.
 
See my tag line:
 
"It's not how, it's how many"
 
Well, I was gonna list some but I think bridges cut and pasted the whole freakin' book :D
 
"FORE"

"I swear, I saw it down RIGHT HERE"
 
The better I play, the luckier I get.- Gary Player
 
"This is for Venturi in the booth thinking I should lay up"
"Yeah what does he know, he only won the Open before you were born"

-Tin Cup
 
Found my quote book...

"I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced" -Miller Barber

"For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag is the pencil" -Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Being a left-handed golfer is a big advantage. No one knows enough about your swing to mess you up with advice" -Bob Charles

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them" -Harry Toscano

"If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste energy going back to pick it up" - Tommy Bolt

(in a high-pitched voice) "Somebody's cloooooser!" -Happy Gilmore




And here's a few of my own quotes...

"That's why they're sold by the dozen!" (said after losing a ball)

"I was only 3 over par, but then I played the second hole"

"Leave the headcover on next time- it'll help prevent those sky marks on your driver"

"He drives a cart like he's qualifying for the Hacker 500"

"They're special left-handed balls, designed to spin backwards"

"Give it up. Just put it in an envelope and mail it to the green. It'll get there faster"

"The first time I saw one of those SMART cars I thought it was a winter golf cart"

I have more, but most are R-Rated...
 
"You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen."

-Lee Trevino
 
Golf is 90% mental, 9% physical, and 1% luck.

Golf is the only activity you can do where you can have a good time and want to kill yourself simultaneously.
 
ken419 said:
"Being a left-handed golfer is a big advantage. No one knows enough about your swing to mess you up with advice" -Bob Charles
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Like this one lol
 
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