Funny Golf Balls

[FlyitWithFury]

So I lost a bet and owe my Brother in Law a couple dozen personalized golf balls. I want to get him something memorable . Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen on the side of a golf ball?

 

[MPlefty]

I had a party at home for my birthday and a golfer friend of mine found my stash of balls and a few sharpies.

he had everyone at the party write some silly things on a few balls, so I had7 dozen of balls with various markings on them, some nice things, some not so nice, and a few obscenities.

I did have a full dozen makred with BUNKER! and OOB! and LAKE! ... I didn't like these so much

 

[MPlefty]

oh and I had a few ones with some great quotes from tin cup and Happy Gilmore

 

[shanewu]

I don't remember many that I've seen, but I love the OOB! LAKE! BUNKER! idea.

Just put all three on there:

!BUNKER!
!WATER!
!OOB!

:laughing:

 

[fairband]

Reward if found then put his real cell phone number on them, we did this for a bachelor party and the guy got a couple calls.

 

[MPlefty]

these quotes were the worst to see on that batch of ball

 

[Bucketsofjoy]

I saw one that said "Boob man" one time. That may not be the best thing to give your brother in law.

 

[Drumdog]

"This is not the ball you are looking for"

 

[Spivey]

'If found, please return to _______ cause he is too cheap to buy new balls."

 

[LSMO]

I saw "not to be used for a flotation device" on a ball once.

 

[JB]

My favorite was recently.

It said F**K YOU BALL

 

[Just_Brad]

I honestly would put his name, phone number, and $10.00 reward on the ball.

But I am a bit of a jerk.

 

[Scrap Iron]

Do you like handling my balls
You touch my balls more than my wife.

 

[NullNomad]

"Will go straight if you hit me in the special spot"

and of course what I put on the ones I ordered recently

 

[FlyitWithFury]

Those are all hilarious, I had a suggestion from a buddy to put His name, Reward, and a male escort phone number.

 

[subvet]

I found a ball once with a picture of Saddam Hussein's face on it and the words: "Saddam Hussein Hit Me" I did NOT find it in a bunker (before anyone asks) :act-up:

A buddy of mine borrowed a ball out of my bag when he ran out of balls and hit the damn thing in a pond. I ddnt realize he'd taken my Saddam ball. I was a little peeved but it's just a ball.

 

[GolferMahn]

"Not my best swing..."

 

[AshMan]

This is a good one

 

[fozzy]

I usually mark mine with "Fore Right!" "Goonga-galoonga" would be a funny one for those in the know...


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