ClairefromClare
Give 'em Helen!
Only problem is, I have no pending vents.
This is really stretching, but I've been telling stories about funny things my kid says. He believes that by starting a sentence with, "No offense but..." what follows becomes inoffensive. I've had limited success in disabusing him of that notion.
So, awhile ago we were going to some black tie thing. I was wearing serious ball gown, low cut, spaghetti straps, the whole deal. My kid comes out with, "No offense Mommy, but you look kind of sexy." No offense taken! :rotfl:
This is really stretching, but I've been telling stories about funny things my kid says. He believes that by starting a sentence with, "No offense but..." what follows becomes inoffensive. I've had limited success in disabusing him of that notion.
So, awhile ago we were going to some black tie thing. I was wearing serious ball gown, low cut, spaghetti straps, the whole deal. My kid comes out with, "No offense Mommy, but you look kind of sexy." No offense taken! :rotfl: