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Great TV/Movie quotes

Don't be afraid.

Who says I'm afraid?

YOU DO!

YOU STINK OF FEAR!

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
 
fire the wave motion gun! - starblazers
 
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
 
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.



Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

fast times at ridgemont high
 
Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in Major League & Major League 2 has several classics, but here's one of my favorites -

"Dorn didn't make much of an effort to get to that one, but let's give him some credit - at least he didn't spike himself."
 
And Roger, if you ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***in' throat!!!

Er, coffee anyone?
 
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

Tropic Thunder
 
"So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?"


" Nah. I'm just a cook. "

Under Siege
 
Harry Vardon: How did you sleep?
Ted Ray: Like a baby. Woke up every two hours and cried.

the greatest game ever played.
 
Audrey: You know, your attitude going into this really stinks.
Jeff: I don’t want to go into it. So stinks is the right attitude


Rules of Engagement
 
Eddie: Read it, Roll it, Hole it.

The Greatest Game Ever Played

some really neat quotes out of this movie.
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

'Wolverines!'--red dawn


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My dad just died, we just killed Bambi.


Tommy Boy
 
I wonder if her boyfriend's one of the YANKEES!
 
Richard... who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Alfalfa or SPANKY?
 
those arent 2 pillows! - planes trains and automobiles
 
Tombstone:

Sherman McMasters: Have you ever seen anything like that?
Cowboy: Hell, I have never even heard of anything like that.
Sherman McMasters: Where is he?
Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.
 
Tombstone:

Billy Clanton: [as Doc Holliday is drunkenly playing a somber piece on the saloon piano, Clanton speaks, just as drunkenly] Is that "Old Dog Trey? Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."
Doc Holliday: Pardon?
Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic ****ing Chopin.
 
Momma: He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!

throw momma from the train
 
this is crazy... this is crazy... this is crazy - vacation
 
One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.

Well then, who is Noah's wife?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
 
I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.
 
New word from the mouth of Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother...

Douchepocalypse
 
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