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I got this in e-mail and thought I would share with my THP friends

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These rules were included about grilling:

BBQ RULES :
We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed
' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed
reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
 
holy cow thats one sweet grill!
 
Wear this!! :wink:

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That just might be the coolest thing I've ever seen. Unfortunately, I don't think it will fit on the balcony of my appartment....
 
i was scared to read this thread and my fears were confirmed:banana:
 
These are pretty sweet as well...

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Then you have more my speed BBQ grill...

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LMAO...the shopping cart is classic
 
I love to grill, and while all of these are awesome, I think the shopping cart is CLASSIC! Lol
 
this is still my favorite ever

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These are all awesome grills, i love to grill on mine, but it doesn't compare. keep em coming!
 
Are you sure that first grill isn't Charlton Heston's? hehe

I know it's not a rifle, but ...
 
Sometimes I use this exact technique. I think it gives the meat just the right amount of grilling flavor…

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Great grills guy's. I must admit my favorite was the shopping cart, lmao. Was that in the Wal-Mart parking lot?
 
the ultimate bacon grill!


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yeah but I bet you can make some sweet baby back ribs on it! :act-up:
 
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