TIGolfer1996
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Share your stories, I have a bag of popcorn and an arnold palmer at the ready. Here goes, A teammate threw his club about 25 yards one time on the fly, he got 50 yards, a his club went further than his ball...
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I saw a shaft get so mad at TC when he was trying to regrip it that it flew across my garage and almost impaled our at the time brand new Infiniti.
LOL, that wasn't intentional. Or was it?
Me. Maybe 15, 16 years old.
I was not a prodigy. Breaking 100 was good, and under 90 was great. Doesn't mean I didn't have the expectations of a scratch handicap and the coordination and grace of a stegosaurus on roller skates.
I had recently lost the head off a 3 iron. Not anger, just flew off during a shot from the rough when I caught some rocks. I still had the shaft in the bag.
Junior tournament time. Long drive to get there. I was doing well, and hope began to rise. Stepped up to the tee box about hole 12 or so full of confidence and pride.
This tee had a deep, deep ravine about 15y in front of it. Wasn't more than 15 feet wide. I stepped up, took a practice swing, and unleashed an awesome blow that bounced into the ground, straight up, and vanished into the chasm.
I felt like I'd been punted in the goolies. From what I was told once the haze lifted, I turned to my playing partners, said, "Excuse me. I'll be back.", went to my bag, and retreived the 0 iron (the shaft mentioned above).
I then vanished into the trees beside the tee box, whereupon my partners heard "Whack! WHAM! WHAM!" and much profanity. I then stalked out of the woods bearing 2 pieces of shaft, stomped to the ravine, and cast them into the depths, muttering AngloSaxonisms the whole time.
I then reteed and managed to find the other side of the ditch, and turned to see both of my competitors rolling on the ground laughing so hard I thought they'd die.
I have managed not to repeat that over the last 30 years. Not my finest moment.
A twosome, myself and another single were grouped up for a round. The other single was a large man, that took his golf WAY too seriously. (Like pacing off putts to see who was away) On a couple teeboxes the concept of 'ready golf' was brought up which did not sit well with this gentleman.
On the 11th hole, one of the guys asked 'Ready golf?' to which this guy replied "Im always effin' ready." He then proceeded to slice his drive into the trees, turned around to the three of us, and said "Im gonna F****** kill the next person who says ready golf."
I was afraid for my life.
He then walked up next to me as we were approaching the 11th green and said "I usually wear this wristband that reminds me to control my anger, but i forgot it today."
I was even more afraid for my life.