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Brian123

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Who here smokes on the course??? I used to, but I quit smoking. Been smoke free for a year!!! Best thing I ever did!!!:act-up:
 
Brian,
There is an entire section of the forum on cigars on and off the course. If you are speaking of quitting smoking cigarettes, it is an interesting topic but probably should be put in the random and off topic section.
 
Not I Brian123. I don't smoke at all. Never have.
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Ahhh Nicotine... my long lost love. Oh how do I miss you.
 
Im like that whack a mole game... I pop up real quick and disappear just as fast.
 
Your purple and hang out at carnivals with small children???
 
I never miss a chance to light up a cigar on the course. Sometimes though, a good chew will suffice (like on a windy day where a cigar won't burn)
 
It seems like Copenhagen and Golf go together almost as well as cigars and golf.
 
Just don't spit in the cup!
 
JB said:
Your purple and hang out at carnivals with small children???
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Yes... becasue with little children comes young mommies.
 
I'm really a Levi Garrett man, I left Cope behind years ago. I don't spit on the greens or in the cup either. :D

Artist: Keen Robert Earl
Song: Copenhagen
Album: The Live Album Robert Earl Keen Sheet Music
Robert Earl Keen CDs



Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.

Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!

Chorus:

The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.
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Definetly a little Skoal Mint on the course. I smoke cigars but not on the course.
 
Camles here, and I look cool with them too!
 
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