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  • The dad joke thread

    after reading the banter thread the last few days, I figured we needed this.

    I'll kick thing off:

    What motivates people to work out in Southeast Asia?

    The eye of the Thai girl
    Launcher HB 10.5 AD DI 6S
    Launcher HB 3W AD DI 6S
    Launcher HB 3H oban Devotion 9
    Launcher CBX 4-P Recoil 780 ES
    CBX 48*Recoil 780 ES
    RTX 54* high bounce KBS Custom White
    RTX 60* low bounce KBS Custom White
    m2
    Z-star


  • #2
    Okay dad jokes = bad jokes.

    Knock Knock


    Who dare?



    Dwayne




    Dwayne who?




    Dwayne the bathtub!! I'm dwowning!!
    Proud to represent Team THP in the 2019 Grandaddy

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    • #3
      I'll play:

      What did Spock find in the toilet?

      The Captain's log.
      King F9 Tour Length Driver Prototype Stiff Shaft
      King F8 3/4W Pro Green 7/8W NVS
      Steelhead XR 3H Stiff Shaft
      King Forged TEC Black 5i-PW Recoil 780 F3 Black SW
      CBX Wedges 50*, 54*, 58* Rotex Shafts
      Huntington Beach #1
      Proud Member of Team Hackers for the 2018 Morgan Cup with

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      • #4
        Wanna hear a dirty joke?

        White horse fell in the mud!


        JPX-900 Driver
        JPX-900 3 and 5-wood
        JPX-900 4 and 5-Hybrid
        JPX-900 HotMetal 6-LW
        FGP

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        • #5
          Paging @canadan. You created a monster
          F9 Driver - 9*
          F9 Fairway - 14.5*
          F9 Irons - 4-G (Modus 105s)
          KING Black Wedges (52*, 56*, 60*)
          Stroke Lab #7s

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          • #6
            What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

            A dad will actually search for a golf ball.
            In my Alpha Convoy 514 RTC Bag
            Rogue 9.5*
            Rogue 2H 17* 3H 19* 4H 21*
            Apex CF19 (5-AW)

            MD4 54* & 58* S-Grind
            Z-Star ProV1
            Atlanta H4

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wadesworld View Post
              Wanna hear a dirty joke?

              White horse fell in the mud!
              Wanna hear a clean joke?

              White horse got a bath.
              WITB:
              THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

              G400 Max Driver, 10.5/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
              G400 3 Wood, 14.5/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
              G30 5 Wood, 18/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
              M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
              Glide Wedges, 54 WS/58 SS, Stock Shaft
              Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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              • #8
                Just heard about a dwarf who was pick-pocketed.


                How could anyone stoop so low?
                In my ultralightweight 2019 Morgan Cup bag:
                F9 10.5* with Atmos TS Blue 6R
                3-4W & 5-6W with Atmos TS Blue 6R
                4H with Atmos TS Black 7R
                5-GW ForgedTEC Black with Tour 90 R Flex
                56 and 60* King Black wedges with Tour 90 R Flex
                O-Works 7s Red
                Q-Star Tour, Z-Star or Chrome Soft X TT


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                • #9
                  Driver Maybe something Flash?
                  Fairways Some more awesome Flash?
                  Irons I have no idea what might go in here!!!
                  Wedges probably some MD goodness
                  probably something that rolls awesome
                  an awesone ball

                  Humbled member of Team THP in the 2019 Grandaddy with Callaway.

                  2016 Cleveland Short Game Shootout
                  "Forget the last hole played, you can't change the outcome. Move on."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Molten View Post
                    Paging @canadan. You created a monster
                    Oh yes!!!!
                    In my Team Hackers Vessel/Cobra Arnold Palmer Stand Bag

                    KING F9 Speedback 9* Driver
                    KING F9 Speedback 13.5* Tour Fairway
                    Z U85 18* Utility Iron
                    KING F9 Speedback 4/5 Irons
                    KING Forged TEC Black 6-G Irons
                    RTX4 Black 50/54/58 Wedges
                    Super Rat

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                    • #11
                      Why do melons have weddings?...because they cantaloupe!
                      In My #TheGrandaddy 2.0 Team Redemption Bag

                      Callaway Epic Flash 10.5 | UST Elements Chrome F4
                      Callaway Epic Flash 3+ 15.5 | Project X Even Flow Green 6.0
                      Callaway Epic Flash Heavenwood 20 | Project X Even Flow Green 6.0
                      Callaway CF-19 Apex Smoke Combo 5-AW | TT Elevate Tour Black S
                      Callaway PM Grind 19 Tour Grey 54/14 | 58/12 | TT Elevate Tour Black S
                      Toulon Stroke Lab Las Vegas | Chrome Soft **


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                      • #12
                        A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pal, why the long face?"
                        Driver: F7+ w/ XLR8 61 shaft
                        3-Wood: F7 3-4 Fairway
                        5-Wood: F7 5-6 Fairway
                        Hybrid: F7 7-8 Fairway
                        Irons i200 5-PW
                        Wedges: Cleveland RTX-3 50*/Tom Watson 52*/SM6 56* F Grind
                        Putter: HBC #3
                        Sync Pushcart bag

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                        • #13
                          How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

                          You take away their brooms
                          Driver- G400 Max Alta 55/Ping Tour 65
                          Fairway- King F7 Pro 65
                          HYB- G400 19* Alta 70 R flex
                          Irons- CF16 5-PW Recoil F3
                          WedgeMIM 54* KBS HI-REV 2.0 125 S
                          Wedge-Milled Grind 56* Aerotech i95
                          Wedge- CBX 58* Aerotech i95
                          Wedge- Stealth 2.0SS AMT 2.0 wedge

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                          • #14
                            What do mermaids use to wash their clothes?

                            Tide
                            Callaway: Epic 9*
                            Callaway: Rouge SZ 13.5*
                            Callaway: XR 16 pro 18*
                            Callaway: X-forged UT 21*
                            Srixon: Z765 5-PW
                            Vokey: SM6 48 SM5 54/58
                            Toulon: Garage Atlanta

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                            • #15
                              I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
                              In My #TheGrandaddy 2.0 Team Redemption Bag

                              Callaway Epic Flash 10.5 | UST Elements Chrome F4
                              Callaway Epic Flash 3+ 15.5 | Project X Even Flow Green 6.0
                              Callaway Epic Flash Heavenwood 20 | Project X Even Flow Green 6.0
                              Callaway CF-19 Apex Smoke Combo 5-AW | TT Elevate Tour Black S
                              Callaway PM Grind 19 Tour Grey 54/14 | 58/12 | TT Elevate Tour Black S
                              Toulon Stroke Lab Las Vegas | Chrome Soft **


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