me: what's the wifi pass word
bartender: you need to buy a drink first
me: OK, I'll have a coke
bartender: Is Pepsi OK?
me: Sure how much is that?
bartender: Three dollars
me; Ok, here you go...now what's the wifi password?
bartender: you need to buy a drink first, no spaces, all lower case!
On the plane coming home and told the elderly lady next to me I have three daughters. She asked if i ever considered trying once more for a son and I told her no. Then she asks me if I ever considered adoption. And i thought to my self, who in the world would be willing to adoph three daughters??? Poor old lady has lost it.....
A good history joke...Ben Franklin was out flying a kite, but having no luck. His wife yells out the window, "Ben, you will never get that kite to fly; what you need is a little piece of tail!" Ben yells back, "Woman, I wish you would make up your mind! I told you that ten minutes ago and you told me to go fly a kite!"