The dad joke thread
I searched, waited and stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was...
And then it dawned on me.....
And then it dawned on me.....
A little Dad joke riddle.... 1/5 2/5 1/5 1/5
Where does Santa keep his coat?
The "Claus-et"!
The "Claus-et"!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Took me a second.
I never figured it out.
say it out loud with a lispI never figured it out.
There it is.
Lorena Bobbitt is back in the news...seems she was in a pretty bad car accident.
....some d*ck cut her off
....some d*ck cut her off
My friend gave me a terrible thesaurus for Christmas.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
What does a snake take for his allergies?
An anit-hissssstamine
An anit-hissssstamine
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
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If a bear is chasing you does that mean your running with a bare behind?
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I thoroughly enjoy this thread. I read most of these to my wife and she had a good laugh as well. Thanks for sharing!!
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haha I know all about it.. Was hitting a different demographic with the madness tonight
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
Nobody knows!
Heard about the golf company spokespersons who talked about the the counterfeit golf clubs"
They're saying they are forged. :laughing:
They're saying they are forged.
:laughing:
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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
One tectonic plate bumps into another
"Sorry, that was my fault"
"Sorry, that was my fault"