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  • #16
    why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?.......its for drizzle
    Driver: Epic Flash SZ
    3/5 Woods: Rogue
    Irons: Epic Pro
    Wedges: Taylormade - Hi toe
    Putter: Toulon Palm Beach

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    • #17
      Helium walks into a bar.

      The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."

      Helium doesn't react.
      WITB:
      THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

      G400 Max Driver, 10.5°/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
      G400 3 Wood, 14.5°/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
      G30 5 Wood, 18°/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
      M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
      Glide Wedges, 54° WS/58° SS, Stock Shaft
      Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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      • #18
        I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician.

        And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
        In my ultralightweight 2019 Morgan Cup bag:
        F9 10.5* with Atmos TS Blue 6R
        3-4W & 5-6W with Atmos TS Blue 6R
        4H with Atmos TS Black 7R
        5-GW ForgedTEC Black with Tour 90 R Flex
        56 and 60* King Black wedges with Tour 90 R Flex
        O-Works 7s Red
        Q-Star Tour, Z-Star or Chrome Soft X TT


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        • #19
          Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Oh, there’s no point.
          Callaway: Epic 9*
          Callaway: Rouge SZ 13.5*
          Callaway: XR 16 pro 18*
          Callaway: X-forged UT 21*
          Srixon: Z765 5-PW
          Vokey: SM6 48 SM5 54/58
          Toulon: Garage Atlanta

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          • #20
            Dad drove me by a cemetery, looked at it and shouted out, “I hear they’re all dying to get in there!”
            Spoiler

            Callaway Epic Sub Zero 9 degrees
            Callaway Epic Sub Zero 3w
            Callaway Epic 7w
            Taylormade SLDRs 25 degree hybrid
            Callaway Apex CF16 5-pw
            Cleveland RTX 3.0 Wedge 50-54-58
            Toulon Design San Diego 34in

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            • #21
              Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

              But WHY did 7 eat 9? To get *3 square* meals.

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              • #22
                When does water stop running down hill?


                When it reaches the bottom.
                Driver Maybe something Flash?
                Fairways Some more awesome Flash?
                Irons I have no idea what might go in here!!!
                Wedges probably some MD goodness
                probably something that rolls awesome
                an awesone ball

                Humbled member of Team THP in the 2019 Grandaddy with Callaway.

                2016 Cleveland Short Game Shootout
                "Forget the last hole played, you can't change the outcome. Move on."

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                • #23
                  Didja hear about the battlefield doctor who got in trouble for his handling of the severed limbs of his patients?

                  He was told to stop putting all his legs in one casket.
                  WITB:
                  THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

                  G400 Max Driver, 10.5°/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
                  G400 3 Wood, 14.5°/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
                  G30 5 Wood, 18°/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
                  M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
                  Glide Wedges, 54° WS/58° SS, Stock Shaft
                  Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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                  • #24
                    What's brown and sticky?

                    A stick
                    Last edited by pmm21; 08-08-2019, 06:14 PM.
                    ~Peter

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                    • #25
                      Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and his left leg?

                      He's all right.
                      Last edited by pmm21; 08-08-2019, 06:14 PM.
                      ~Peter

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                      • #26
                        Why James Bond like pork more than chicken?

                        Because he likes his meat "Bacon, not bird."
                        WITB:
                        THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

                        G400 Max Driver, 10.5°/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
                        G400 3 Wood, 14.5°/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
                        G30 5 Wood, 18°/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
                        M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
                        Glide Wedges, 54° WS/58° SS, Stock Shaft
                        Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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                        • #27
                          last week there was a terrible accident, where a guy fell into an upholstery machine.......the guy turned out OK, he's fully re-covered.
                          Driver: Epic Flash SZ
                          3/5 Woods: Rogue
                          Irons: Epic Pro
                          Wedges: Taylormade - Hi toe
                          Putter: Toulon Palm Beach

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                          • #28



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                            Driver: Epic Flash SZ
                            3/5 Woods: Rogue
                            Irons: Epic Pro
                            Wedges: Taylormade - Hi toe
                            Putter: Toulon Palm Beach

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                            • #29
                              What's the difference between a rhino and a zippo?

                              One is a really heavy animal and the other is a little lighter.
                              G410 Plus 9*, 5W & 4H
                              i210 4-PW & Glide Forged 50/54/58
                              Sigma G Piper 3 w/ PP60 Blk/Silver
                              Tour Velvet 360 Arccos Smart Grips
                              Pro V1x
                              Pro X2

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                              • #30
                                One of my favs....

                                What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

                                Elephino!
                                G410 Plus 9*, 5W & 4H
                                i210 4-PW & Glide Forged 50/54/58
                                Sigma G Piper 3 w/ PP60 Blk/Silver
                                Tour Velvet 360 Arccos Smart Grips
                                Pro V1x
                                Pro X2

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