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  • #31
    Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
    Proud member of #Team441 in #TheCup 2016! Thanks and !

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    Driver Rogue 10.5*
    Woods Rogue 3-wood
    Hybrid 3 and 4 Apex
    Irons Apex CF 16 5-AW
    Wedges MD3 54*w/58*w
    Putter White Hot RX V-Line Fang
    Ball Chrome Soft Truvis yellow/black


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    • #32
      Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
      Proud Member of Team THP - 2018 Grandaddy with Callaway

      In my Alpha Convoy 514 Cart Bag:

      Driver: Epic Flash 10.5 (+1/D) - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
      FWs: 3W (+1/N) Epic Flash* - 5W (S/N) Epic Flash - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
      Hybrid: Big Bertha 4H (+1/N) - Recoil 760 Shaft F2
      Irons: Apex '19 5-AW - Recoil 760 Shafts F2
      Wedges: 52S* /56C MD4 / 60 PM 2.0 Grind* - all w/ Recoil 460 Shafts F2
      Putter: Stroke Lab Double Wide or Toulon Portland
      Ball: ERC Soft or Chrome Soft
      * Interchangeable - I carry 2 out of the three

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Phil75070 View Post
        Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
        One of my favorites!
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        THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

        G400 Max Driver, 10.5/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
        G400 3 Wood, 14.5/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
        G30 5 Wood, 18/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
        M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
        Glide Wedges, 54 WS/58 SS, Stock Shaft
        Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Phil75070 View Post
          Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
          Great one!
          Launcher HB 10.5 AD DI 6S
          Launcher HB 3W AD DI 6S
          Launcher HB 3H oban Devotion 9
          Launcher CBX 4-P Recoil 780 ES
          CBX 48*Recoil 780 ES
          RTX 54* high bounce KBS Custom White
          RTX 60* low bounce KBS Custom White
          m2
          Z-star

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          • #35
            Did you hear about the baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctor took his foreskin and made him some. The Boy's mother couldn't understand why her son would be "Cock-eyed" for the rest of his life.
            In my C-130 Orange/Black Cart Bag:

            J715 9.5* Fubuki ZT 60 S
            J15 3W & 5W Fubuki Z 75 S
            J15 3H Fubuki Z S
            J15 DF 4-PW Recoil 95 F4
            J15 50* & 54* & 58* Black Oxide Recoil 95 F4
            B330RXS
            m6cs Gunmetal W/ Sink SQD-11 Orange
            V3 Patriot

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            • #36
              Schwinn has a new style bike on the market. It has no seat or handlebars.

              Its for the guy who lost his azz and don't know which way to turn.
              Proud to represent Team THP in the 2019 Grandaddy

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              • #37
                Little-known chemical compounds:

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                Mercedes Benzene.jpg

                This last one is iron-ic.

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                WITB:
                THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

                G400 Max Driver, 10.5/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
                G400 3 Wood, 14.5/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
                G30 5 Wood, 18/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
                M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
                Glide Wedges, 54 WS/58 SS, Stock Shaft
                Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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                • #38
                  Can Al do it?

                  Yes, Alkane.
                  F9 Driver - 9*
                  F9 Fairway - 14.5*
                  F9 Irons - 4-G (Modus 105s)
                  KING Black Wedges (52*, 56*, 60*)
                  Stroke Lab #7s

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                  • #39
                    Its really hard for a guy with a chemistry degree to make jokes because all the good ones argon.
                    F9 Driver - 9*
                    F9 Fairway - 14.5*
                    F9 Irons - 4-G (Modus 105s)
                    KING Black Wedges (52*, 56*, 60*)
                    Stroke Lab #7s

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                    • #40
                      What do you call a man with a rubber Toe?

                      Roberto!!
                      In my Players Stand Bag

                      TS3 9.5 - HZRDUS Smoke Black 60g S
                      TS2 15 -HZRDUS Smoke Black 70g S
                      816 H1 22 - Diamana 90g S
                      JPX 900 Irons 5-PW - Dynamic Gold S300
                      S18 Wedges 51 & 57 - Modus3 Tour 105X
                      Spider Tour Black
                      Pro V1 /
                      ​Z-Star

                      2019 Titleist Ultimate Testing Metal Woods - #TeamJT
                      2019 THP Championship - Truvis Immortal with Budget Golf - Team #DerbyDuffers


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                      • #41
                        Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

                        I thought, "I can't turn that down."
                        Proud Member of Team THP - 2018 Grandaddy with Callaway

                        In my Alpha Convoy 514 Cart Bag:

                        Driver: Epic Flash 10.5 (+1/D) - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
                        FWs: 3W (+1/N) Epic Flash* - 5W (S/N) Epic Flash - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
                        Hybrid: Big Bertha 4H (+1/N) - Recoil 760 Shaft F2
                        Irons: Apex '19 5-AW - Recoil 760 Shafts F2
                        Wedges: 52S* /56C MD4 / 60 PM 2.0 Grind* - all w/ Recoil 460 Shafts F2
                        Putter: Stroke Lab Double Wide or Toulon Portland
                        Ball: ERC Soft or Chrome Soft
                        * Interchangeable - I carry 2 out of the three

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Molten View Post
                          Its really hard for a guy with a chemistry degree to make jokes because all the good ones argon.
                          .

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                          F9 Avalanche 10.5* Graphite Design Tour AD-IZ 5
                          F9 Yellow 5/6 Helium 4
                          F9 R.F. 4i Traditional Length & 5H One Length
                          F9 6-GW OneLength Tour
                          CBX 56* & MD PM grind 60* Tour Wedge
                          Si5 Black All Black PVD Shaft - Rosemark 1.52 Black & Silver
                          E6 or Vice Tour

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                          • #43
                            What do you name your dog with no legs? Drag
                            What do you name your son with no arms and no legs? Bob
                            What do you name your daughter with one leg? Eileen
                            What if your Asian? Irene
                            Driver: G400 SF Tec
                            Fairway: G400 3W
                            Irons: Launcher HB 4-DW
                            Wedges: Tour-S 56*/60*
                            Putter: O-Works Versa Tank #7
                            Ball: Chrome Soft / K-Sig Performance + / Gamer Tour

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                            • #44
                              Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants, he might get a hole in one.
                              Proud member of #Team441 in #TheCup 2016! Thanks and !

                              WITB
                              Driver Rogue 10.5*
                              Woods Rogue 3-wood
                              Hybrid 3 and 4 Apex
                              Irons Apex CF 16 5-AW
                              Wedges MD3 54*w/58*w
                              Putter White Hot RX V-Line Fang
                              Ball Chrome Soft Truvis yellow/black


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                              • #45
                                The dad joke thread

                                Some incredible ones in here! Nice job Dads.


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                                Last edited by DNice26; 02-09-2019, 03:31 AM.
                                M6 10.5, Graphite Design AD IZ 6X
                                RBZ Tour Issue, 18, Tour Blue 7X
                                G410 19 hybrid, Tensai 85TX
                                Apex Pro 4-PW, $-Taper S
                                MG, 50, 54, 58, TI S400
                                Scotty Cameron Phantom X 12, 35"

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