I remember the first time I saw a universal remote.
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."
The dad joke thread
Q: Why can’t you satisfy an Amish woman?
A: She needs two Mennonites
I’ll show myself out.
A: She needs two Mennonites
I’ll show myself out.
Orion's belt is a waist of space.
How does a regular joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
My wife said she wanted me to put the magic back into our relationship.
I don't think sawing her in half was quite what she had in mind.
I don't think sawing her in half was quite what she had in mind.
Boss: How good are you at Power Point?
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Is that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Is that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word
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I laughed too hard at this
The first rule of suspense club is
Wake
Active member
I laughed a little too much at this one.
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk,
But I never got the chants.
But I never got the chants.
Since today is April 20th, I saw this elsewhere and immediately thought of this thread:
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do.
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do.
A book fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame.
DickieM
New member
Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest
What do you do if you come across a tiger?
Wipe it off and apologise
He had no-body to go with
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest
What do you do if you come across a tiger?
Wipe it off and apologise
The dad joke thread
I’ve got this terrible disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
Doctor says it’s terminal.
I’ve got this terrible disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
Doctor says it’s terminal.
Since today is National Hamburger Day:
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve food here."
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve food here."
There was a kidnapping in school.
Then he woke up.
Then he woke up.
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish?
What's brown and sticky?.........a stick
What's brown and sticky?.........a stick
They are experimenting with glass caskets. Not sure how that is going to work but remains to be seen.
I had to send this one to my oldest that has had a couple of years of Spanish in school. Her response....
"makes sense....but then it would have to be soy leche and not soy milk....unless it's bilingual milk".
Had to laugh at that one.
Me: Did you hear about that actress that was stabbed? I haven't heard if she'll be alright or not. I think it was Reese something.
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, it was with a knife.
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Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, it was with a knife.
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