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  • #76
    What did the buffalo say when his son left?

    Bison!

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    I was sitting in traffic the other day

    Probably why I got run over
    Bag - Tech Lock

    Driver - Epic Flash Subzero 9* - Evenflow Green 6.0
    Fairway - Epic Flash Subzero 3W 15* - Evenflow Green 6.0

    Utility - ZU85 18* - Recoil 95 F4

    Irons - Z785 4i - 6i, Z-Forged 7i - PW NS Pro Modus3 Tour 105

    Wedges - RTX4 50/54/58 Tour Satin - DG S400

    Putter - O-Works 1W
    Ball - Chrome Soft X

    He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit

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    • #77
      I almost had a psychic girlfriend once but she broke up with me before we met.
      Proud Member of Team THP - 2018 Grandaddy with Callaway

      In my Alpha Convoy 514 Cart Bag:

      Driver: Epic Flash 10.5 (+1/D) - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
      FWs: 3W (+1/N) Epic Flash* - 5W (S/N) Epic Flash - EvenFlow Green Shaft 45g 5.5
      Hybrid: Big Bertha 4H (+1/N) - Recoil 760 Shaft F2
      Irons: Apex '19 5-AW - Recoil 760 Shafts F2
      Wedges: 52S* /56C MD4 / 60 PM 2.0 Grind* - all w/ Recoil 460 Shafts F2
      Putter: Stroke Lab Double Wide or Toulon Portland
      Ball: ERC Soft or Chrome Soft
      * Interchangeable - I carry 2 out of the three

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      • #78
        How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

        Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
        WITB:
        THP Long-Term Test: M4 Irons, 4-SW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts

        G400 Max Driver, 10.5/Mitsubishi Kuro Kage Silver Dual-Core TiNi 60 Stiff Shaft
        G400 3 Wood, 14.5/Alta CB 65 Stiff Shaft
        G30 5 Wood, 18/TFC 419F Stiff Shaft
        M4 Irons, 4-AW, Stock Stiff KBS Max 85 Shafts
        Glide Wedges, 54 WS/58 SS, Stock Shaft
        Giant M1t Putter, Golf Pride Tour SNSR Grip, 140 cc

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        • #79
          Did you know a shovel is a real "ground breaking" device?
          Proud Participant 2019

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          • #80
            How does NASA organize a party?

            They planet
            Spencer

            Proud to represent Team THP in the 2019 Grandaddy
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            Driver: TBD
            FW: TBD
            Hybrids: TBD
            Irons:
            TBD
            Wedges: TBD
            Putter: TBD
            Bag:


            2016 THP/UST Shaft Spectacular
            2017 Morgan Cup - Team Hackers
            2018 THP Sweep participant
            2019 Grandaddy - Team THP

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            • #81
              I bought a 3-D printer today. I told my dad that I could print a gun if I wanted too! He said, "That's no big deal! He's had a Canon printer for years!"
              2019 The SWEEP presented by THP & Budget Golf & The Ben Hogan Experience 2019

              GS53 Driver 9.0*
              GS53 3 Fairway Wood 14*
              VKTR Hybrid 18*
              VKTR Hybrid 22*
              VKTR Hybrid 26*
              PTx Pros Irons 6-PW
              Equalizer GW 50*
              Equalizer SW 54*
              Equalizer LW 58*
              BHM01 Putter
              BH1 R/W/B Stand Bag

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              • #82
                What's green and red and goes around a 1,000 mph??

                A frog in a blender.

                What if you add ice cream??

                Frog Nog.

                dad!!!
                GBB Epic 10.5 60g Rogue Silver
                XR 16 - 3, 4, 5 hybrids
                Apex 19 Pro Combo 6-AW
                MackDaddy 56 & 60 PM grind
                FGP

                Chrome Soft
                3.0

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                • #83
                  I still remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket...

                  He said, "hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
                  REPRESENTING THP IN THE 2019 GRANDADDY!!!!!

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                  • #84
                    Guy with no arms and no legs....

                    Playing with a cat? Claude.

                    Waterskiing? Skip

                    In a tub? Dwayne.


                    My legacy as a teacher is being able to take 45 minutes to tell a joke that ends with a lame pun. One day Ill document them.
                    Bucketsofjoy
                    WITB
                    In my bag
                    KING LTD 9 w/ V2
                    KING LTD 13
                    Fly-Z Hybrid w/ VTS Silver
                    Rocketbladez Tour 4-AW
                    J15 54* & 58*
                    Abbie
                    Tour B XS

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                    • #85
                      When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Certainly not screaming wildly like the passengers in his car.
                      Driver: G400 SF Tec
                      Fairway: G400 3W
                      Irons: Launcher HB 4-DW
                      Wedges: Tour-S 56*/60*
                      Putter: O-Works Versa Tank #7
                      Ball: Chrome Soft / K-Sig Performance + / Gamer Tour

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                      • #86
                        What si the difference between a hooker, a mistress and a wife?

                        Hooker says "Are you done yet?"

                        Mistress says "You're not done yet"

                        Wife says "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige."
                        Always remember, the same country that invented golf and called it a game, invented bag pipes and called it music.

                        WITB:

                        Driver and FW:
                        Cobra F9 10.5, 45", Fujikura Vista Pro 55, R, Jumbo Pure
                        XR16 5 Wood, Fujikura Vista Pro 55, R, Jumbo Pure

                        Hybrids:
                        Big Bertha 4H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Big Bertha 5H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Big Bertha 6H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure

                        Irons:
                        Ping G30, 6I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Ping G30, 7I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Ping G30, 8I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Ping G30, 9I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure

                        Wedges:
                        Ping G30, PW, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                        Vokey VM7, 50, Mid Bounce, Jumbo Pure
                        Cleveland RTX4, 56, 2dot, True Temper Dynamic Gold, Jumbo Pure
                        Cleveland RTX3, 60, 2dot, True Temper Dynamic Gold, Jumbo Pure

                        Putter:
                        Odyssey, Red Ball, WinnPro 1.18 Grips

                        Ball:
                        E-12 Soft, TP5 or ProV1

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                        • #87
                          How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

                          Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."

                          A guy walks into a bar, he sustained a mild concussion.
                          In my Players Stand Bag

                          TS3 9.5 - HZRDUS Smoke Black 60g S
                          TS2 15 -HZRDUS Smoke Black 70g S
                          816 H1 22 - Diamana 90g S
                          JPX 900 Irons 5-PW - Dynamic Gold S300
                          S18 Wedges 51 & 57 - Modus3 Tour 105X
                          Spider Tour Black
                          Pro V1 /
                          ​Z-Star

                          2019 Titleist Ultimate Testing Metal Woods - #TeamJT
                          2019 THP Championship - Truvis Immortal with Budget Golf - Team #DerbyDuffers


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                          • #88
                            I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
                            Proud member of #Team441 in #TheCup 2016! Thanks and !

                            WITB
                            Driver Rogue 10.5*
                            Woods Rogue 3-wood
                            Hybrid 3 and 4 Apex
                            Irons Apex CF 16 5-AW
                            Wedges MD3 54*w/58*w
                            Putter White Hot RX V-Line Fang
                            Ball Chrome Soft Truvis yellow/black


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                            • #89
                              A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says "get out of here, we don't serve strings!"

                              The string left, wnet outside and tied himself. He then loosened up the top end of himself.

                              He walked back into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "Aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?" and the string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
                              Always remember, the same country that invented golf and called it a game, invented bag pipes and called it music.

                              WITB:

                              Driver and FW:
                              Cobra F9 10.5, 45", Fujikura Vista Pro 55, R, Jumbo Pure
                              XR16 5 Wood, Fujikura Vista Pro 55, R, Jumbo Pure

                              Hybrids:
                              Big Bertha 4H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Big Bertha 5H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Big Bertha 6H, Mamiya Recoil ES, 460, F3, R, Jumbo Pure

                              Irons:
                              Ping G30, 6I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Ping G30, 7I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Ping G30, 8I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Ping G30, 9I, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure

                              Wedges:
                              Ping G30, PW, Nippon NS Pro Zelos 7, R, Jumbo Pure
                              Vokey VM7, 50, Mid Bounce, Jumbo Pure
                              Cleveland RTX4, 56, 2dot, True Temper Dynamic Gold, Jumbo Pure
                              Cleveland RTX3, 60, 2dot, True Temper Dynamic Gold, Jumbo Pure

                              Putter:
                              Odyssey, Red Ball, WinnPro 1.18 Grips

                              Ball:
                              E-12 Soft, TP5 or ProV1

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                              • #90
                                What color is a burp?

                                Burple!


                                All roads lead to the Grandaddy!!!

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