Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread

coolbreeze · Feb 12, 2012

Hawk said:
LOL. Cookie does suck though. What a turd.

Agreed, but we want his wife at the MC so we will have to put up with it for the betterment of all.

Hawk · Feb 12, 2012

FrankA said:
Good one :confused2:

Frank, I'm just trying to be chilled out tonight. There will be plenty of time to rip stupid cookie in the coming months.

FrankA · Feb 12, 2012

You're right, sorry, we'll wait for Kookie to lay a turd and then take him down

Hawk said:
Frank, I'm just trying to be chilled out tonight. There will be plenty of time to rip stupid cookie in the coming months.

Hawk · Feb 12, 2012

FrankA said:
You're right, sorry, we'll wait for Kookie to lay a turd and then take him down

Well, he laid one the other day, but apparently it didn't really count since something blah blah blah.

#Cookie · Feb 13, 2012

Hawk said:
I made a HOTD video for cookie today, but I'm not going to post it. Here is the rundown:

*30 seconds telling Cookie he's a turd for making fun of me for not making HOTD videos in February in the midwest.

*Wedge shot to 8 feet.

*Walk to green and berate cookie some more.

*Miss putt.

*Make putt.

Truth be told, I had a booger in my nose and that's why I'm not posting it. Either way, the message is the same. Cookie - you suck!

This is a telling story that 5 months before the competition I am already in your head. Sad thing is that it does not get any better. Just take your a$$ kicking like a good northerner and try again next year. This goes for puttin4snowflakes as well.

Hawk · Feb 13, 2012

You're right. I'm doomed!

Chunkylover77 · Feb 13, 2012

The lack of trash talk from Hawk makes me think he is happy with how his game is progressing

Hawk · Feb 13, 2012

No, Chunky. It's because I'm scared.

#Cookie · Feb 13, 2012

Hawk said:
No, Chunky. It's because I'm scared.

And the truth shall set you free!

TC · Feb 13, 2012

Being scared of cookie is like being scared of chunky below the waist. There just ain't much threatening down there.

bahester · Feb 13, 2012

TC said:
Being scared of cookie is like being scared of chunky below the waist. There just ain't much threatening down there.

teehee

#Cookie · Feb 13, 2012

TC said:
Being scared of cookie is like being scared of chunky below the waist. There just ain't much threatening down there.

C'mon kid, step in here making such silly statements. Sad part is that you are even thinking of Chunky below the waist. That's worse than Hawk having nightmares of me over the weekend.

Hawk · Feb 13, 2012

mcook77 said:
And the truth shall set you free!

I feel so much better now.

TC said:
Being scared of cookie is like being scared of chunky below the waist. There just ain't much threatening down there.

My angryinch of fury strikes fear in the hearts of many men.

-Chunky

Jersey Nate · Feb 13, 2012

TC said:
Being scared of cookie is like being scared of chunky. There just ain't much threatening down there.

FIFY...

Chunkylover77 · Feb 13, 2012

Great start to the week. Short jokes. I see you guys are bringing it

SethO · Feb 13, 2012

I will play so bad at you that you I will throw your game off. I will then make clutch putts and leave you scratching your head at how in the world I beat you.

#Cookie · Feb 13, 2012

Chunkylover77 said:
Great start to the week. Short jokes. I see you guys are bringing it

They are going with the originality/creativity aspect as JB requested. :rofl:

Chunkylover77 · Feb 13, 2012

SethO said:
I will play so bad at you that you I will throw your game off. I will then make clutch putts and leave you scratching your head at how in the world I beat you.

I'm scratching my head as to what you just typed

tyno · Feb 13, 2012

SethO said:
I will play so bad at you that you I will throw your game off. I will then make clutch putts and leave you scratching your head at how in the world I beat you.

i actually like this strategy....consider it stolen.

Jersey Nate · Feb 13, 2012

Chunkylover77 said:
I'm scratching my head as to what you just typed

That makes two of us.

Puttin4Bird · Feb 13, 2012

mcook77 said:
This is a telling story that 5 months before the competition I am already in your head. Sad thing is that it does not get any better. Just take your a$$ kicking like a good northerner and try again next year. This goes for puttin4snowflakes as well.

Are you the one kicking my ass? I don't think so. We've had this talk before Cookie, you need to remember that you'll never beat me on the golf course. At least not in this Morgan Cup and probably not in the next 5 after that so please, stop wasting my time.

Chunkylover77 · Feb 13, 2012

Whoa! Jake is back smashing keyboards.

Puttin4Bird said:
Are you the one kicking my ass? I don't think so. We've had this talk before Cookie, you need to remember that you'll never beat me on the golf course. At least not in this Morgan Cup and probably not in the next 5 after that so please, stop wasting my time.