Harry Longshanks
ILikeBigPutts&ICannotLie
This was a fun little read:
http://www.golf.com/golf/gallery/article/0,28242,1894374,00.html
http://www.golf.com/golf/gallery/article/0,28242,1894374,00.html
SI recently polled 72 players (including Tiger!) to gauge their feelings on issues regarding the state of the game and other matters. Some of the players declined to answer certain questions (thus the percentages are for respondents only), while others offered, under the cloak of anonymity, some choice one-liners, the most notable of which are included
Should Paul Azinger have been named captain of 2010 U.S. Ryder Cup team?63% YesDo you have Tiger's phone number on your speed dial?
37% No
Loose Lips
Only if we wanted to win again
11% YesTiger Woods has won 14 majors. Will he break Jack Nicklaus's record of 18?
89% No
100% YesWho will win a major first: Sergio Garcia, Anthony Kim, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott or Camilo Villegas?
0% No
Loose Lips
Unless he loses the other leg
48% GarciaWho is the second-best player in golf?
19% Kim
14% McIlroy
12% Villegas
7% Scott
72% Phil Mickelson
12% Sergio Garcia
6% Padraig Harrington
Also receiving votes: Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Geoff Ogilvy, Vijay Singh, Tiger WoodsErnie Els, Padraig Harrington, Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh all have won three majors. Which player will end his career having won the most?
70% MickelsonWho is the best player without a PGA Tour victory?
25% Harrington
3% Els
2% Singh
Tim Clark 33%If the purses on the European tour were 50% more than those on the PGA Tour and you were granted an exemption, would you play over there?
Brett Quigley 24%
Briny Baird 19%
Also receiving votes: Harrison Frazar, Matthew Goggin, Rory McIlroy, Colin Montgomerie, Kevin Streelman, Bo Van Pelt
Loose Lips
You mean this week?
Yes 26%With the Dow around 8,000, have you lost more than $1 million in net worth?
No 74%
Yes 23%How big is your house? (in square feet)?
No 77%
2,000-5,000 49%Because of commissioner Tim Finchem's request, have you added more tournaments to your schedule this year?
6,000-8,000 40%
9,000-11,000 11%
Loose Lips
Which one?
Yes 32%How many FedEx Cup points do you get for a PGA Tour win?
No 68%
Loose Lips
I Thought we were independent contractors
500* 54%
Other 46%
* 500 is correct
In light of the bad economy, should the Tour help sponsors by lowering purses?No 55%Do you regularly attend religious services?
Yes 45%
Yes 40%
No 60%
Loose LipsDo you have a tattoo?
Kind of hard when we play every Sunday.
Yes 3%Who is the best-dressed player?
No 97%
Loose Lips
I have one but don't know what it says because I was too drunk
Tiger Woods 41%Who is the worst-dressed player?
Adam Scott 19%
Tommy Armour III 14%
Also receiving votes: Fred Couples, Steve Elkington, Brian Gay, Shigeki Maruyama, Rocco Mediate, Jesper Parnevik, Ian Poulter
Steve Elkington 24%
Eric Axley 22%
Woody Austin 22%
Ian Poulter 16%
Also receiving votes: Kenneth Ferrie, Brian Gay, Phil Mickelson, Jeff Overton, Jesper Parnevik, Kevin Sutherland
Who is the hottest significant other?My wife 27%
Kristy (wife of Parker) McLachlin 23%
Richelle (Aaron) Baddeley 13%
Liz (Bob) Estes 8%
Also receiving votes: Cortney (Eric) Axley, Jennifer (Glen) Day, Leot Chen (girlfriend of Vaughn Taylor), Amber Uresti (girlfriend of Nick Watney), Melissa Weber (girlfriend of Matt Jones)Who knows more of your secrets, your wife or your caddie?
Wife 70%Which of these couples would you and your significant other most want to have dinner with?
Caddie 30%
Jack and Barbara Nicklaus 33%Barack Obama and Sarah Palin run for president in 2012. Who gets your vote?
Barack and Michelle Obama 33%
Brad and Angelina 24%
Todd and Sarah Palin 7%
Rory and Amy Sabbatini 3%
Obama 53%
Palin 26%
Undecided 21%
Loose Lips
I want to see what happens over the next four years