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ATLGolfer said:
Gents. It's coffee, black. Period.

No sugar, no sweetener, no creamer. No flavorings. No salt. Just black coffee.

You can't tackle a bitter day unless you're drinking something even more bitter. You can quote me on that.
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How does someone drink Shandy yet demand his coffee be black?
 
Canadan said:
How does someone drink Shandy yet demand his coffee be black?
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It takes a high level of awesomeness. I embrace it as an honor.
 
I honestly do think I will ever get rid of the Beags Walk signature. I was trying to type a post yesterday and in my peripherals all I could see was him walking and I was cracking up.
 
Confession: I have had more than a few slushy coffees that were topped with whipped cream and caramel. I also drink scotch and bourbon on the rocks on the reg so I hope you guys still think I'm sort of cool.
 
Canadan said:
How does someone drink Shandy yet demand his coffee be black?
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LMAO. Seth is invalid when it comes to drinks. We dont have to listen to him.
 
Smithfaced said:
Confession: I have had more than a few slushy coffees that were topped with whipped cream and caramel. I also drink scotch and bourbon on the rocks on the reg so I hope you guys still think I'm sort of cool.
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You guys remember last week when we thought Smithfaced was cool?

I kid, I kid.
 
ATLGolfer said:
It takes a high level of awesomeness. I embrace it as an honor.
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Do you also order plain hamburgers and chili-cheese fries on the side?

Smithfaced said:
Confession: I have had more than a few slushy coffees that were topped with whipped cream and caramel. I also drink scotch and bourbon on the rocks on the reg so I hope you guys still think I'm sort of cool.
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You've got a cool pass for months dude. Months.
 
Smithfaced said:
Confession: I have had more than a few slushy coffees that were topped with whipped cream and caramel. I also drink scotch and bourbon on the rocks on the reg so I hope you guys still think I'm sort of cool.
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Teenage girl in the morning. Lumberjack at night. I am not sure which one is your secret identity.
 
blugold said:
Teenage girl in the morning. Lumberjack at night. I am not sure which one is your secret identity.
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He seems like a Party in the USA kinda guy
 
blugold said:
Not weirder than a grown St L Cards fan drinking iced coffee. Actually that makes sense.
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I'm a Cards fan. And I'm a grown man who likes an occasional iced coffee in the afternoon.

I also like cream in my coffee in the morning, but like black coffee better with dessert. Especially when dessert is a slice of warm pecan pie accompanied by a scoop of vanilla, a snifter of Drambuie, and coffee.
 
SharkHat said:
I'm a Cards fan. And I'm a grown man who likes an occasional iced coffee in the afternoon.

I also like cream in my coffee in the morning, but like black coffee better with dessert. Especially when dessert is a slice of warm pecan pie accompanied by a scoop of vanilla, a snifter of Drambuie, and coffee.
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But you wear a shark hat so his previous statement stands. :alien:
 
SharkHat said:
I'm a Cards fan. And I'm a grown man who likes an occasional iced coffee in the afternoon.

I also like cream in my coffee in the morning, but like black coffee better with dessert. Especially when dessert is a slice of warm pecan pie accompanied by a scoop of vanilla, a snifter of Drambuie, and coffee.
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You also sound like a pretty prom date...:alien:
 
I was scrolling down and saw the top of Taylor's pic. Thought it was a hairpiece at first until I saw the face.

#razortime
 
TexasHacker34 said:
I am drinking my first iced coffee ever right now.. Not bad, not bad at all.

I hadnt ever tried coffee until my first day at my first real job about 5 weeks ago, and now I have ventured to iced coffee.
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Did you run out of razor blades?


Canadan said:
I like coffee.
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I've had maybe half a cup in my whole lifetime. Tried to like coffee, but can't stand it. If it tasted as good as it smells, I'd be addicted.


#Cookie said:
I was scrolling down and saw the top of Taylor's pic. Thought it was a hairpiece at first until I saw the face.

#razortime
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It is a hairpiece. Taylor's head is like a bowling ball.
 
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