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War Eagle said:
the following just transpired in my house;

Oldest Son stubbed his toe badly on the rocking bear (think; Rocking horse, but giant stuffed bear).

He freaked out, thought it was broken, sat on the couch for a bit. I asked how it felt, he said, "I dont know, I cant feel it."

So? I pushed on it while he was looking at his computer.

He screamed and said it hurt.

What a liar, he can totally feel it.
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That totally sounds like what I do to my 11 year old daughter. Drives my wife crazy.


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War Eagle said:
the following just transpired in my house;

Oldest Son stubbed his toe badly on the rocking bear (think; Rocking horse, but giant stuffed bear).

He freaked out, thought it was broken, sat on the couch for a bit. I asked how it felt, he said, "I dont know, I cant feel it."

So? I pushed on it while he was looking at his computer.

He screamed and said it hurt.

What a liar, he can totally feel it.
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So much for father of the year



Not that u had a chance
 
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Really slumming it for votes eh?
 
DevRickus said:
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Really slumming it for votes eh?
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If he actually reads your twitter timeline, he will unfollow you approximately :15 seconds after a Devils game kicks off? Pucks off? Starts?
 
War Eagle said:
If he actually reads your twitter timeline, he will unfollow you approximately :15 seconds after a Devils game kicks off? Pucks off? Starts?
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Gonna see how quickly I can get him to unfollow. Shouldnt take too long. However, Senator Cory Booker has been following me for a year now.
 
DevRickus said:
Gonna see how quickly I can get him to unfollow. Shouldnt take too long. However, Senator Cory Booker has been following me for a year now.
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You know he ain't paying any attention to you. He likes his porn stars and prostitutes.
 
Remember, remember the 5th of November......
 
War Eagle said:
If he actually reads your twitter timeline, he will unfollow you approximately :15 seconds after a Devils game kicks off? Pucks off? Starts?
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hahaha get the popcorn... Most entertaining evenings start with the Devils losing a hockey game and Ricky watching it near a phone or computer.
 
DevRickus said:
Gonna see how quickly I can get him to unfollow. Shouldnt take too long. However, Senator Cory Booker has been following me for a year now.
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It is probably part of a sophisticated data mining effort.
 
Getting work done has been a challenge since the testing announcement.
 
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Not a household name to many, but Charlie Trotter died recently. A popular and famous chef in Chicago. A pioneer of sorts in the industry, in Chi at least. He worked with and inspired some of the people that I learned from/worked with in my later years as a chef. His reach was probably wider than he ever really knew, so boo-urns to that news.
 
So Im not sure about this being the right thread but this isnt a rant.... I need some "of the same logic" golfers advice.... first day off in 7 days tomorrow. Shall I finish building my motor....or go to the range then play 18. Followed up by a great afternoon of ps3 and ibc cream soda?
 
The lady across the street just got something delivered, but the truck is blocking the view to the front door and the garage. It was a big tall box, but I couldn't tell what it was. Maybe a refrigerator, but the box looked too square at the top for it to be that. Looked too tall to be a water heater.

My wife says I am nosy. I don't know why she thinks that.
 
TexasHacker34 said:
I say anything that involves golf Golferbest
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Thats what I was thinking. . Its not like the motor is going anywhere.. and it will be a great lroject when its actually raining..so golf it is...thanks tex I like your logic
 
Smallville said:
The lady across the street just got something delivered, but the truck is blocking the view to the front door and the garage. It was a big tall box, but I couldn't tell what it was. Maybe a refrigerator, but the box looked too square at the top for it to be that. Looked too tall to be a water heater.

My wife says I am nosy. I don't know why she thinks that.
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your just playing whats in the box..thats not nosey...thats just fun.
 
Smallville said:
The lady across the street just got something delivered, but the truck is blocking the view to the front door and the garage. It was a big tall box, but I couldn't tell what it was. Maybe a refrigerator, but the box looked too square at the top for it to be that. Looked too tall to be a water heater.

My wife says I am nosy. I don't know why she thinks that.
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It's a major award!
 
Frajeelay. Misty be Italian.
 
Smallville said:
The lady across the street just got something delivered, but the truck is blocking the view to the front door and the garage. It was a big tall box, but I couldn't tell what it was. Maybe a refrigerator, but the box looked too square at the top for it to be that. Looked too tall to be a water heater.

My wife says I am nosy. I don't know why she thinks that.
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You just need better binoculars, lol. Read the writing on the box.
 
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