Random thoughts, stupid questions, and stupid answers...

Michigan Slice · May 21, 2014

Not a philosophical thread here, just something to give some laughs, and lighten someone's day if needed.

I hope this takes off, because sometimes we all need a little comedy relief!

Question: As I sit here in a doctors office, waiting for a follow up appointment i had a thought, a question if you will..

Do short people have less blood?

Six4three5 · May 21, 2014

Great thread CJ!

One thing I've always wondered is why dogs love sticking their head outside a car window and take in the wind, but blow in their face and they go nuts lol.

War Eagle · May 21, 2014

That is the most random question I have ever seen, CJ.

ddec · May 21, 2014

that is certainly random

drp3434 · May 21, 2014

I think blood amount is more dependent on weight. You weirdo

Michigan Slice · May 21, 2014

drp3434 said:
I think blood amount is more dependent on weight. You weirdo

I could have used google... But want to see what everyone comes up with.

T0AD · May 21, 2014

drp3434 said:
I think blood amount is more dependent on weight. You weirdo

good to know I'll last longer before I bleed out

drp3434 · May 21, 2014

Michigan Slice said:
I could have used google... But want to see what everyone comes up with.

Haha it is a funny random question for sure. Just joshin about the weirdo part

Rhyno · May 21, 2014

Wow, haha, I have one I always wondered but it's kind of bathroom humor so...

blugold · May 21, 2014

Yahoo! Answers has some gems

EaglevsFalcon · May 21, 2014

Michigan Slice said:
Do short people have less blood?

Yes, they do. They also have brains a third of the size if regular sized people.....it's science.

v.man · May 21, 2014

Six4three5 said:
Great thread CJ!

One thing I've always wondered is why dogs love sticking their head outside a car window and take in the wind, but blow in their face and they go nuts lol.

That's their way of telling you that you need a breath mint!

Michigan Slice · May 21, 2014

Rhyno said:
Wow, haha, I have one I always wondered but it's kind of bathroom humor so...

Go ahead and drop one!

(Question that is)

Chickopher · May 21, 2014

drp3434 said:
I think blood amount is more dependent on weight. You weirdo

I believe this is correct. However, I can relate to having seemingly random thoughts when waiting. I say seemingly because there is actually a logical progression from one thought to the next in my mind, but it seems totally out of place and random by the time I reach my destination.

TNTCigarguy · May 21, 2014

When at a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Michigan Slice · May 21, 2014

TNTCigarguy said:
When at a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Easy!

BOTH!

TNTCigarguy · May 21, 2014

I have also always wondered why bread is square and lunch meat is round

Trout Bum · May 21, 2014

What exactly is the best time to tell someone that the are an A$$hole?

TNTCigarguy · May 21, 2014

Trout Bum said:
What exactly is the best time to tell someone that the are an A$$hole?

I have found that a lot of people tell me that just whenever they feel like it

ForTheLovOfGolf · May 21, 2014

Trout Bum said:
What exactly is the best time to tell someone that the are an A$$hole?

Whenever they are being one! I'm a very up front person and if you're being one I'll tell ya!

Rambler · May 21, 2014

TNTCigarguy said:
When at a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Excellent question, TNT! The only reason I buy a drink in a theater is to claim one of the arm-rests, but that doesn't mean I'm picking the correct one. :dohanim: