I just replaced my maybe 20-year-old three wood. The grip was shot. I got last year's model Tour Exotics Refurbished EXS for $140 and It Rocks. I played the whole round off the tee with it for a test run. The New tech is better, no doubt.
Miracle whip - Check!
Pickles - check - usually straight pickle relish for me.
Ok - trust me on this: Same ingredients, but add dry Ramen noodles broken up small in the bag. Might have to add pickle juice or a bit more dressing. Adds soooo much crunch!