I was actually hoping for a Duke win for my bracket but I had them losing to UConn in the next round anyways. Besides my bracket is done already since mormon power let me down. McRibs? That heffer probably gets them delivered with a 30 minute guarantee.
Hey I forgot to tell you about an McD Spank special that is available all year round which you have to try. Warning, this sandwich can increase your BP a significant amount so eat at your own risk and I will not be held responsible for anything that happens to you.
Buy a Big Mac but tell them to substitute Quarter Pounder meat instead. Most likely they'll look at you funny then once management steps in they'll charge you for a double quarter pounder. I've tried this with the third pound angus meat but it's just too cumbersome as I find the quarter pounder meat is just right.
Dude I've been there quite a few times already. I actually have to hold back a bit because my annual physical is coming up and I don't want the blood pressure armband to explode on the nurse. After that it's all systems go!