What golf lies do you tell yourself?

The next club will be better than the last....
 
Chicks will dig me if I can hit the long ball.

Where are the chicks?

Where is the long ball?
 
This set of irons is the one...
 
I’m going to get better.
 
I can hit this 5-iron 205 into the green from the rough that I can barely see the ball in after I walked over the ball 2 times before I found it.....that was yesterday’s mantra of me on the course....
 
The driver is a going straight!
 
That I’m not too far from consistently shooting in the high 70s, or at least more frequently


 
I finally figured this out.
 
Probably that I can reach my target with the same # club I used 30 years ago for that same distance.

Or maybe I try to convince myself that 4' foot putts are really easy to make
 
You can hit a draw.
 
When I chip this in the cart girl will totally give me her number
 
I never leave putts short..... the greens are slowing down
 
"I think I finally found THE putter".
 
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