And the stupid crimianl award goes to

[Snickerdog]

This guy for sure. To funny.

Florida Man accused of trying to trade car to dealer he stole it from

A Florida man is accused of trying to trade car to dealer he stole it from. He's been jailed.

www.yahoo.com

 

[ttucliffhanger]

As Jeff Foxworthy would say, "Here's your sign...."

 

[Mmaynard11]

Hahahaha this happened about 30 mins from us…honestly it makes sense with the jokers we have running around here.

 

[echico]

Florida man.....say no more

 

[Desmond]

Florida man...

 

[Snickerdog]

Hahahaha this happened about 30 mins from us…honestly it makes sense with the jokers we have running around here.

Blows my mind.

 

[Bernoulli]

Without even opening up the thread, my mind immediately thought “Florida Man”. Too funny.

 

[zoveracker]

Could you please take this down to respect my privacy?!?!

Definitely the idiot of the week

 

[mancest]

As Jeff Foxworthy would say, "Here's your sign...."

Think that was Bill Engvall, but it fits.

 

[Puttmaster]

You know you're an idiot if ...

 

[Drumdog]

Or this guy.....

 

[pattyboy21]

Or this guy.....

I didn't see that one, but it reminded me of this one:

 

[Reframmellator]

Up here a few years ago, a guy robs a bank with a gun. Two minutes later, he's back, tells the teller she's cute, and hands her a piece of paper with his phone number.

 

[Junkyard]

100% quality stuff when it's Florida man!

 

[Hitsnmisses]

Up here a few years ago, a guy robs a bank with a gun. Two minutes later, he's back, tells the teller she's cute, and hands her a piece of paper with his phone number.

 

[Smiter]

Nothing to do specifically with the article…

It’s amazing to me how many people that are committing a minor misdemeanor that are told that if they stop right then, it’s a slap and a tickle, seriously-at worst an overnight-that will turn that into a violent felony and spend 5 years in prison over a $300 fine? Maybe a night in jail? Even when that’s all been explained to them and you tell them exactly the consequences of it? Jeesh.

Give up at that point. You suck as a criminal if I’m the one catching you, which means you’re not likely prepared for what you’re trying to accomplish. I am. I train for it. I deal with it all the time.