Hahahahaha - we had a guy that had a rubber rattlesnake at Walden on Lake Houston; he'd always put it beside the cart when people were hitting and it would scare the crap out of them (the guy's a bit of a tool come to think of it...).
But attaching the snake to someone like that is some good 'ol fashioned fun it looks like! lol
Friend of mine found a painted turtle on the golf course, and stuck it in the front compartment of their opponents golf cart. Guy reached in to get something, the turtle hissed at him, and he almost crapped his pants!
That is great... my father-in-law would drop over dead... He hates snakes.
The 2nd hole at our home course runs along a creek. There's woods on the left and that's usually where I end up. The edge of the woods has tall, thickish native grass, almost like marsh grass. Anyways, always seem to find a rat snakes over there curled up sleeping. They are pretty big, enough to make you step back when you come across one.