Broccoli on Pizza is Worse than Pineapple

I get that veggie pizza exists, heck, I'd even order it, but when you put these weird vegies on it, please stop. A good vegie pizza would be onions, peppers, maybe olives, but if I am having a pizza, the texture of broccoli is odd; too mushy if it's over cooked, or the crunch of the stalk is off putting.
 
I’ve had some on a chicken Alfredo pizza before and it was good. Would get again. Pineapple on pizza can in the words of @Moochie ”get f****d”.

Chicken alfredo Pizza? My friend who is a fresh off the boat Italian from Catania refuses to even acknowledge my BBQ chicken pizza
 
I’m on the wrong side of this one. I’ve had some real good broccoli pizzas.
I'd try it. What was on it, or was it just a well made/cooked pizza that happened to have broccoli on it?
 
I can't imagine a scenario where putting broccoli on pizza is a good idea.
 
I like broccoli, but I don't want it on my pizza. But I'd still take it over pineapple.

With that said, who the **** puts broccoli on pizza? I grew up in the "land of fruits and nuts" (California), and even there I never saw this abomination.
 
Chicken alfredo Pizza? My friend who is a fresh off the boat Italian from Catania refuses to even acknowledge my BBQ chicken pizza
First one I ever had actually had fettuccini noodles on it and was amazing.
 
Broccoli on pizza !
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Agreed. I like broccoli , but that would be second tier psycho to put it on pizza.
 
I like broccoli, but I don't want it on my pizza. But I'd still take it over pineapple.

With that said, who the **** puts broccoli on pizza? I grew up in the "land of fruits and nuts" (California), and even there I never saw this abomination.

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Broccoli on pizza? Who does that.
 
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Oh god. Broccoli on pizza is horrifying.
 
I like broccoli, especially with butter and a little garlic. Don’t know why you’d ruin it by putting it on a pizza.
 
I'd try it. What was on it, or was it just a well made/cooked pizza that happened to have broccoli on it?
I've had plenty of different pizza's with it on there. But give me white pizza, with broccoli, ricotta, maybe some red pepper flakes.
 
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I'm with you... it's pretty good on a nice white pie.

I also don't mind a good Hawaiian so maybe I'm just a weirdo.
You were correct on the white pizza with broccoli, but then you turned into a weirdo 🤷‍♂️
 
Broccoli on pizza?

What in the holy Jalisco’s is going on here?
 
Eh, no.

But I do like avacado, tomato, and feta.


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I’ll go to my room now.
 
The only time I like broccoli on pizza is on white pizza with fresh garlic. The flavors blend really well.
 
True....
 
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