Do you have (Safe For Forum) pet names for your clubs?

[Bryndom]

Lob were you call “Lobby” under your breath when no one is looking? A Billy Baroo?

What names do you give your clubs?

my 3W is “She Who Must Not Be Named”

 

[Campbell Toe]

This could get pretty interesting and disturbing if responded to!

 

[Maric]

I call my 4 hybrid Hot Shot
What I call my 3W is not suitable for this forum.

 

[BuckNasty]

I call every club in the bag Sex Panther

 

[BigMac]

Not me, but one of my golf buddies refers to my 58° PM Grind as "The Weapon". It saves my *** a lot more often than I probably deserve.

 

[Snickerdog]

No names, but they do get called names at times after bad shots. Won't say what those might be.

 

[YukonLiving]

Nah, although I know a few guys who do. It just never caught on to me - they already have names.

 

[PineTopPete]

More of a saying that's been around for awhile but made more famous by the movie Tin Cup.

Let the Big Dog Eat!

 

[Hacker Rod]

I call my Original One "Minnie Pearl". A good tee shot earns a boisterous "How-dee" from my playing partner.

 

[Daddio]

No but maybe they'd start behaving better if I started referring to them nicer and with more than 4 letters.

 

[Oldflgolfer]

I named my putter Community Property

 

[WLG1952]

Other than "The Big Dog" for my driver, no pet names for my other clubs.

Now my swing for all my clubs, sometimes that's another pet name story bordering on not prime time ready.

 

[JonMA1]

I didn't before this topic, but from now on my lob wedge will be referred to as "The Precious."

 

[DaveGolfer15]

Driver has gotta be “The Chief” inspired by Wayne Riley. I often chip with short irons so if I miss a green with, say, a 9 iron, I’ll choose that club to chip with, saying under my breath, “Right you ******* *** *****, you got me into this mess so you can get me out of it...”

 

[Scooby45]

Old driver was called “Toaster”; current putter is called Magoo; current driver has a name that’s NSFF; and new lob wedge is working into the circle of trust to where I foresee a name coming shortly

 

[glage]

Lob wedge is “The Traitor.”

 

[FatChance]

I used to play a persimmon 3 wood in the 80s that was named "Betty Lou".

 

[LONGBALL777]

My putter is Esperanza (hope)

 

[RayG]

Only one club did I actually name. I had a custom ‘over size’ Persimmon Driver made back in early 90’s. It eventually cracked at the hosel. But I named it “Concorde”. It was engraved on the soul plate. It referenced Monty Python and The Holy Grail. As I would pull it out of the bag, I’d say “Come along, Concorde”

 

[Scorp]

Nope. I don't name my clubs. I don't call them bad words... it's not their fault I suck. They should have had the chance in life to belong to a much better golfer... but they didn't. Fate is such a cruel mistress.

 

[Puttmaster]

Not officially but my 60° wedge has been called POS on numerous occasions.

 

[Hitsnmisses]

No nicknames for my family of clubs , however a mate of mine did name his 3w Umberto ! Unfortunately for Umberto he was under house arrest ( never got out of the bag much ) due to underperforming lol. Think it was excommunicated, at some point lmao )

 

[WICHITAREJECT]

All my clubs have the same first name, Pizza. Last names are carp, poop,sheet, doodoo, etc!

 

[greg19]

Nope, just call them what they are although the word "Misdirected" has come up among my playing partners when i'm gaming my Directed Force putter and can't sink a thing.

 

[Bosco...]

My 56 wedge has “Bad Mother F***er” stamped on the ferrule.