Exaggeration of the Day

[RealPretendPsychic]

My latest exaggeration was “I haven’t hit a fairway since 2014!”

My wife says I’m dramatic. I say get on my emotional rollercoaster! What’s your exaggeration of the day?

 

[SHIFTY]

It's been 10 years since I lied last!

 

[Junkyard]

I had fun at work today!

 

[Turtlerancher]

Spending a long weekend with the mil and wife @ camp is wonderful.

 

[echico]

I only ate 1 oreo

 

[Drumdog]

I hate golf !!

 

[TCB2010]

the phantom x done me good

 

[AndyL0711]

I would love my wife to take up golf

 

[NEhomer]

Today my wife told me that she had a ton of butterflies in her garden. I challenged that there likely wasn't more than a half ounce.

 

[WICHITAREJECT]

My “rounds with a birdie” streak was broken on Sunday when I hit the par 5 15th in two mighty blasts, then had to look for a playing partners ball for two hours in 110 degree heat index which resulted in a 3 putt par.....

 

[gonyr]

I hit every tree on the course today.
In reality, there might have been a few that I missed.

 

[WLG1952]

I once sent so many balls to their watery grave, the pond water level raised 2"inches.

 

[OldeDude]

 

[Thrillbilly Jim]

I sweated my @ss off today!

 

[OldandStiff]

I haven't played in forever..

 

[SHIFTY]

oof, I'm never drinking again...

 

[millsan1]

I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating.

 

[RealPretendPsychic]

Rhys Hoskins hasn’t hit a homer since May 2012.

 

[NEhomer]

I hit it sideways today!

 

[SHIFTY]

I can retire in 30 days!

30 birthdays.....

 

[Canadan]

I am going to buy 1,000 Bridgestone Tour B RX golf balls.

 

[Junkyard]

I am going to buy 1,000 Bridgestone Tour B RX golf balls.

I am going to buy stock in Bridgestone's golf division

 

[G-Man]

I cant miss with these irons !

 

[DaBuckBoys]

Haven't made a putt all year!!!

 

[RealPretendPsychic]

Watching the Sporting KC game tonight - “that goalie is young enough to be my grandson!” (I am 30)