Golftext Mystery Box Opening Thread

The webpage specifically mentioned “Brands like” then listed UnderArmour, Adidas, Holderness and Buck, I think Puma and a bunch more.
"Brands like" must be car rental speak for 'similar'. Like a Kia Soul or 'similar' and you get a sub-sub-compact
 
I did get a US Open shirt. If anyone wants to look like a mustard bottle the yellow shirt is all yours (2XL). Jacket is nice and the Graham Luxe polo my wife says is nice.. IDK. I don’t need to trade @Deebo76 but u can have this nice yellow polo if you want my guy!

Edit: My wife says it’s lime green actually. I’m partially colorblind so we will take her word.

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Trade the yellow polo for the bad birdie? Both are 2xl.
 
Trade the yellow polo for the bad birdie? Both are 2xl.
Definitely… one of my kids will like that Bad Birdie. PM me ur address.
 
Sorry gang. Thought I had really found something for us.

No need to apologize at all, still good value for what you get.

It's cuz we are degens. You put mystery box in title and I will jump. No whammies!

Yeah, I'm incapable of resisting despite being burned WAY worse than this a few times.

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I like the 1764 and USOpen shirts, especially because I love Pinehurst. The Graham QZ is light sweater weight. It will go great with navy shirt and pants (#GoBlue!). The shirt in the back is a Bad Birdie and IMO is U.G.L.Y.

Wife’s box was a nice Callaway polo, a Puma sleeveless top, and two BelynKey tops. She likes them all.

Full shot of the bad birdie please?

I did get a US Open shirt. If anyone wants to look like a mustard bottle the yellow shirt is all yours (2XL). Jacket is nice and the Graham Luxe polo my wife says is nice.. IDK. I don’t need to trade @Deebo76 but u can have this nice yellow polo if you want my guy!

Edit: My wife says it’s lime green actually. I’m partially colorblind so we will take her word.

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She's blind, that's yellow.

If you and i were on one team, we could be team condiment, you are mustard and i am ketchup in my spiffy red shirt par 4 shirt.
I think I have the same ketchup one from my short par 4 days. 🤣
 
Secret Santa gifts coming. 😂
 
In a major shock, package arrived early.

Sadly, now i recall why i quit short par 4.

I believe this was a huge bait and switch. They listed a lot of big names brands, i received none that I’ve heard of.

That said I’m sure the value is there, just i was expecting one thing and received another.

2 shirts, one with removable collar stays (on golf shirts? We want to worry about collar stays?)

One hoodie, really heavy weight. And one q-zip.

Would i do it again? Yea probably, it’s like slot machines, the next pull might be a winner.

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edit: To be clear, i don’t think this was bad and the products may be great, just not what was implied.
The 1764 blue looks snazzy. 0 known about quality or material
 
I did get a US Open shirt. If anyone wants to look like a mustard bottle the yellow shirt is all yours (2XL). Jacket is nice and the Graham Luxe polo my wife says is nice.. IDK. I don’t need to trade @Deebo76 but u can have this nice yellow polo if you want my guy!

Edit: My wife says it’s lime green actually. I’m partially colorblind so we will take her word.

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That is open shirt is legit 🔥🔥🔥
 
I did get a US Open shirt. If anyone wants to look like a mustard bottle the yellow shirt is all yours (2XL). Jacket is nice and the Graham Luxe polo my wife says is nice.. IDK. I don’t need to trade @Deebo76 but u can have this nice yellow polo if you want my guy!

Edit: My wife says it’s lime green actually. I’m partially colorblind so we will take her word.

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If that yellow was an XL, I would have loved it. 🦚
 
Ain’t it a beaut?

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Post office bound.
 
Ain’t it a beaut?

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Post office bound.
Its Showtime Halloween GIF by Death Wish Coffee

They got the colors wrong. 😂😂😂
 
100% bait and switch, they even changed the listing on the website. Used to have names of brands included.

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Still probably a good value for what we paid, but not what was advertised at all.

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Hoodie on the right and quarter zip on the left are free to a good home that wears a large. Didn't really think about the fact there could be long sleeves when I ordered. 🤣
 
I think we both got the same grey q-zip. I’ll trade you the ketchup bright red sheet (large) for what i assume is the black hoodie?
 
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Mine finally got shipped yesterday. Think it comes this weekend.
 
If it makes you feel better I spent like.80 bucks on 1 of those US Open polos when I played pinehurst
 
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