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I love great quotes. There have been several movies that I could probably recite word for word and get about 90% of the entire movie correct (I even memorized Mitch Hedberg's Comedy Central special, but I digress). Post some of your favorite TV/movie quotes, but be sure to include the name of the show/movie and the character that said it.

Serenity:
"I aim to misbehave." -Malcolm Reynolds

Cowboy Bebop:
Faye Valentine: "Why do you have to go? Where are you going? What are going to do, just throw your life away like it was nothing?"
Spike Spiegel: "I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive. I have to do it, Faye. "

Fooly Cooly:
"Nothing amazing happens here, everything is ordinary. A huge factory that can be seen from our town, the Medical Mechanica plant. All the adults got excited when it came here, like it was really a big thing. The white steam that billows out every day at the same time, it looked to me like smoke that signified some kind of omen. Smoke that spreads out and covers everything." -Naota

Tombstone:
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: "Why you doin' this, Doc?"
Doc Holliday: "Because Wyatt Earp is my friend."
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: "Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends."
Doc Holliday: "...I don't."
 
"It's better to eat sh!t than not eat at all." - Rube / Major League 2.
 
But why male models?

Get off my lawn.....

Awesome thread... Tombstone is slick.......
 
Apollo 13:
Jim Lovell: [after the center engine cuts out shortly after takeoff] "Looks like we've had our glitch for this mission."
 
I could be here all day....great thread Seth

"They took the bar! the whole effing BAR!"--Animal House
 
Seth0, are you imposing a quote limit for the day??????????

I could go on for awhile.. lol
 
"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them"
 
Braveheart:

Young William: I can fight.
Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.
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Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.

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Stephen: [to William Wallace] God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.
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Campbell: I'm dying. Let me be.
Hamish: No. You're going to live.
Campbell: I've lived long enough to live free. Proud to see you become the man you are. I'm a happy man.
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i eat pieces of sh1t like you for breakfast,
you eat pieces of sh1t for breakfast?
no!


happy gilmore
 
My favorites are:

Bull Durham - Kevin Costner speech is awesome.
Shawshank - Get busy living or get busy dying. The context is incredible
 
"Like a midget using a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
"I stand as much a chance as a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest."

- Lieutenant Frank Drebin / Naked Gun
 
My favorites are:

Bull Durham - Kevin Costner speech is awesome.
Shawshank - Get busy living or get busy dying. The context is incredible
 
Jaws:

Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
 
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... Yeah... big f*** teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue: And you got these f**** claws and these fangs...

Trent: And you got these f**** claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
 
interlooper said:
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... Yeah... big f*** teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue: And you got these f**** claws and these fangs...

Trent: And you got these f**** claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
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T: Question is do you want to be that guy in the PG-13 flick that everyone hopes he'll score or do you want to be that guy in the rated R flick that takes what's his.
S: Yeah, big f@ck!ng bear man!
T: You're money and you don't even know it.
 
"To save a life in defeat is to earn victory and honor within. Your brother too, was a great fighter. I deeply regret your loss, and I offer myself as your brother." - Dae Han to Tommy Lee in Best of The Best.
 
couldbeu said:
Like a blind man in an orgy I was going to have to feel my way around...
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Nice Beaver!

Yeah, I just had it stuffed yesterday.
 
"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"--Jaws
 
bonknhead said:
"To save a life in defeat is to earn victory and honor within. Your brother too, was a great fighter. I deeply regret your loss, and I offer myself as your brother." - Dae Han to Tommy Lee in Best of The Best.
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One of the best underrated movies ever! Admit it... you cried in the end during the medal ceremony didn't you.
 
"The name is Bond, James Bond." -- duh

"I feel the need, the need for speed." -- Maverick and Goose - Top Gun

"Say hello to my little friend." -- Tony Montana - Scarface

"What do you mean funny? Like a clown?" -- Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas

"Luke, I am your father." -- Darth Vader - The Empire Strikes Back

"I don't think that one's got the distance Rexy." -- Jake Taylor - Major League

"Got a bit of a gust there Romes." -- Roy McAvoy -- Tin Cup

The last two are personal favorites used while playing golf.
 
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StLCardsFan said:
"The name is Bond, James Bond."
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In my opinion the best series of movies ever made! But don't you think this has to be one of those quotes that no matter what everyone knows?
 
Tin Cup:

Roy: That ain't a chili-dipper.

Romeo:Looks like you got el hosel.
You know, the laterals.
 
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