Great TV/Movie quotes

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries".

Monty Python's The Search For The Holy Grail
 
I say this all the time.....and get some funny looks because of it!!

You know they actually say this line in The Replacements and I thought it was from there. I say this all the time to my cousin who's a cop. (no offense for all you law enforcement types out there)
 
Don't call me stupid.

What are you going to do KKKKKent? Are you going to kkkkill me?

- A Fish Called Wanda
 
This was probably said already: TWSS Thats what she said.- the office
 
"Ladies and Gentlemen....Thunderlips!"--Rocky III
 
I say this all the time.....and get some funny looks because of it!!

i say it all the time and ppl get pissed... hahaha
i also say...

baaaa rammm ewwwwwe... lolz
 
"Not you Fat Jesus"--The Hangover
 
I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.


Johnny Drama
 
"Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour." - - - Vanilla Sky

"I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am... I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness." - - - Pan's Labyrinth

"You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you. And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do. All right, anybody who wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, 'cause I'm not watchin'." - - - Eastbound & Down
 
"Dead or Alive You're Coming with Me"--Robocop
 
Wow. It's weird to think Russell's capable of emotion. Wait, is horny an emotion?


Rules of Engagement
 
Here are a few that came to me. Not sure if they have been mentioned yet.

"FOOD FIGHT" -- Animal House

"Nobody puts Babe in a corner" -- Dirty Dancing

"Pain don't hurt" -- Roadhouse

This one of my all time favorites. From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Dr. Jones and the German chick are going through a tunnel in Italy I believe and they come across some old drawings on the wall.

German chick: "What's this one?"
Dr. Jones: "That's the arc of the covenant."
German chick: "Are you sure?"
Dr. Jones: "Pretty sure."
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

"I have long feared that my sins would return to repay me, and the cost is more than I can bear'--The Patriot


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come with me... if you want to live
 
Get in the choppa!

- True Lies
 
No one makes me bleed my own blood!

Dodgeball
 
Can you blow me where the pampers is?

- PCU
 
"Yeah, whackhead tried to play baseball with my homeboy's bike! " Cool as Ice
 
"Zug zug! "- Caveman
 
"In case you haven't noticed... we're not firemen. "- Firestorm
 
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