Barney: [To Ted] Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. Marshall: Do you really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
Uh, Butthead, what's wrong with Beavis?
Huh huh huh, he, uh, he, like, ate 27 candy bars and then, like, drank a six pack o' root beer
That's funny, I just read a study that says sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity
BUNGhole!!! Where I come from, we have no bungholes