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Great TV/Movie quotes

"And I say, eh Lama! Hey! How bout' a little somethin', you know. For the effort, you know. And he says 'Oh... ahh, there won't be any money. But, when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness.'... So I got that going for me, which is nice."
 
Just read all the posts, great job so far.. a ton of amazing quotes. Spank, LA is ready if you wanna have an outing here, everyone from THP is more than welcome to come out.!!! Now for some quotes:

" Losers talk about trying their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen " - The Rock

"Order of man, side of dog" - Dr Doolittle

Colonel Jessop's scene on the stand in A Few Good Men

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" - Animal House

There are so many more i am sure.. great topic!!!
 
Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind.

Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.

She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.

The Wedding Crashers
 
White Rhino said:
Just read all the posts, great job so far.. a ton of amazing quotes. Spank, LA is ready if you wanna have an outing here, everyone from THP is more than welcome to come out.!!!
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Whoa that was random, WR. Honestly, I can't wait to head out there grab some In N Out or Carl's (whichever is more convenient) and hit the sticks. LA better be ready because I'm gonna bring it!!! (On a side note my wife is giggling uncontrollably from my sad attempt to sound a bit macho)

Ok here's another one for the books and speaking of LA:

"It's not show-friends, it's show-business."
 
"Im your huckleberry" - One of the greatest lines from one of the greatest movies of all time, Tombstone.
 
Spank818 said:
Whoa that was random, WR. Honestly, I can't wait to head out there grab some In N Out or Carl's (whichever is more convenient) and hit the sticks. LA better be ready because I'm gonna bring it!!! (On a side note my wife is giggling uncontrollably from my sad attempt to sound a bit macho)

Ok here's another one for the books and speaking of LA:

"It's not show-friends, it's show-business."
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Carl's is ok In N Out well that is different!! :D
 
you damned dirty apes - chuck heston - planet of the apes
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

'What's in the Box?!?!'--Seven


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1... 2... freddies coming for you... 3... 4... better lock your door... 5... 6... grab your crucifix... - a nightmare on elm street
 
"There's no crying in baseball!" -- A League ofTheir Own

"You complete me" "Show me the money!!!" -- Jerry McGuire

"It's gonna be legend - wait for it - dary!! -- Barney Stinson - HIMYM
 
Shaken, not stirred. - Gold Finger
 
What we have here is a failure to communicate- Cool Hand Luke
 
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. - Gladiator
 
i have 5 kids to feed - total recall
 
"Do or Do Not...There is No Try"-Yoda (Empire Strikes Back)
 
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Good Will Hunting
 
bogey_russ said:
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my s**t.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fawks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

grandmas boy
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I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
 
Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

From The 40 Year Old Virgin
 
Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

Woodrow Call: I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.

Gus McCrae: It's an accident she is even on this trip.
Clara Allen: I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls.

---Lonesome Dove
 
Smallville said:
Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

Woodrow Call: I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.

Gus McCrae: It's an accident she is even on this trip.
Clara Allen: I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls.

---Lonesome Dove
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+ freaking 1!
 
Smallville said:
Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

Woodrow Call: I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.

Gus McCrae: It's an accident she is even on this trip.
Clara Allen: I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls.

---Lonesome Dove
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Oh my God I love Lonesome Dove. Good call.

Kevin
 
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
 
"F you! F you! F you... you're cool. F you, peace I'm out!"

- Half Baked
 
Are you classfied as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.


The Fifth Element
 
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