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Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small businessman magazine.

I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.

The Office
 

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"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."

---Say Anything
 

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Willard: You know what it is, you've got an attitude problem.
Ren: Oh I've got an attitude problem?
Willard: Yes and I'm not the first one that's noticed it. I mean we're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean we've got TV. We've got Family Feud. We're not stuck in Leave It To Beaver land here.
Ren: Well I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet.
Willard: Yeah but I'm waiting. Patiently.

Ariel: How come you don't like me?
Ren: What makes you think that I don't like you?
Ariel: You never talk to me at school. You never *look* at me!
Ren: Yeah, well maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon.

---Footloose
 

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How about everyone's favorite neighborino?

“Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.”
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“I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”
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Rod Flanders: Dad, can I have this shirt that says "Get Bent"?
Ned Flanders: Well, if that means to bend down and pray, sure!
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Maude Flanders: Neddy, I've had just about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll go get some hot dogs.
Ned Flanders: No foot-longs.
Maude Flanders: I know, they make you uncomfortable.
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“Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things.“
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Homer: "Could God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?"
Ned Flanders: (perplexed, can't answer)

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“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.”
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Rex Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
Ned Flanders: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.
Rex Banner: He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
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Ned Flanders: They've broken every commandment except one.
Carl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries?
Lenny: You bet.
Ned Flanders: That's it. The whole shebang.
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Homer: Oh, I'd sell my soul for a donut.
Ned Flanders: Well, that can be arranged.
Homer: What? Flanders. You're the devil?
Ned Flanders: Ho-ho, it's always the one you least suspect.

Kevin
 

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"I got the guts, but the guts need fuel." Mickey Rourke as Henry in Barfly.

Kevin
 

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"Aaaaaaaaasssssss Yyyyyyooooouuuuuu Wwwwwwiiiiiiisssshhhhh!"

"Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
 

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Spank818 said:
"Aaaaaaaaasssssss Yyyyyyooooouuuuuu Wwwwwwiiiiiiisssshhhhh!"

"Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Oh man, how could I miss Princess Bride!
 

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'What's happening hot stuff?'--16 Candles


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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!

You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog, straight tricks.


South Park
 

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2 chicks at the same time - office space
 

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"this is ceti alpha V!" "KHAN!" - star trek
 

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I don't do drugs, just weed.

Half Baked
 

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"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

Mr. Rooney: "What's the score?"
Bartender: "Nothing - Nothing"
Mr. Rooney: "Who's winning?"
Bartender: "The Bears."

Ferris Buerller's Day Off

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"
"YOU BASTARDS!!!"
 

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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The Silence of the Lambs
 

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"king of the lab!" - bones
 

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"What we have here...is a failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke
 

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Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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they drew first blood not me - rambo
 

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Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.

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Dong, where is my automobile?
OTO MO BILLLLL??? Lake. Big lake. WRWRWRWRR. Crash.

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
 

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Candelaria: Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God.
Frank Castle: God's going to sit this one out.
 

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