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Share your haiku poem on anything golf.

Here’s mine on golf clubs.

Golf clubs in the bag
Whisper lies of perfect shots
Ball laughs, hides in woods
 
Release season comes
eternal hope for low scores
a great time upcoming
 
I feel I've got this
Forced carry over water
Oh s#!t, I chunked it
 
Perfect swing in mind,
Ball laughs and slices in the water,
Damn! Blame the whiskey.
 
Watched my ball hit the water
Jumped in after it
Bit in butt by a gator
 
Green seems flat and fair,


Three putts later, still not in,


Stupid tiny hole.
 
Beach days are for fun,


But my ball loves sand too much,


One more swing, please fly.
 
Got my new driver
Confidence is soaring high
Damn! sliced to the sh:t
:dohanim:
 
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New fourteen way bag
Iron covers on each club
Call me Mr Cool
🤓
 
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I made five birdies
And hit all par fives in two
Dude? move back one box
 
Golf is a hard game
Hit that ball into the cup
Silly addiction
🤡
 
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Breakfast chorizo
Stomach rumbles at the turn
Thank god for dude wipes
 
Clubs, balls, tees, and shoes
Ready to play golf today
Par is your friend dude
 
Exactly
Joking Just Kidding GIF
 
Golf is challenging
When you hit it short like me
Shortknockers Unite!!!
:golf:
 
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Mid iron approaches
And three shot par fives are mint
Golf as it should be
:cool:
 
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I miss the Hideaway
I love <redacted> oh wow
Team Our Time forever
 
Twelve foot eagle putt
Chance to really make your round
Likely three putt par
:(
 
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Greens fees way too high
Cart fee adds punch to the gut
Just let us play golf
💰
 
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I love my pullcart
The old school legend survives
This is how I roll
🚋
 
Driver then wedge snooze
Give me a longer approach
Using your whole bag
:cool:
 
Sixty wedge is gimmick
Most hackers do not need one
Master the Fifty
:cool:
 
Snow taps the window
Golfer swings alone inside
Fairways sleep till spring
 
You bought a new stick
Thinking a change will come quick
Ain't happening chick
o_O
 
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