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Haiku Golf Poems

Can you believe it?
This thread is still going strong
Thanks Stribs for the thread
(y)
 
Got on the course, Yeah!
January golf.....rare treat
Pullcart Mafia
:cool:
 
Hey, listen up Gents
Do you possess a scrotum?
White tees are Right tees
:ROFLMAO:
 
Drive for show, putt for....
Whatever, just Be the Ball
And golf like a fool
:devilish:
 
Urethane they say
Tour pros demand nothing less
Ionomer for me
:cool:
 
*Range Rat said:
Urethane they say
Tour pros demand nothing less
Ionomer for me
:cool:
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Tell me that you are
A cheap ass golfer without
Telling me you are

🤣🤪
 
Sure I play cheap clubs
Still better than phony fools
All the Gear No Idea
:p
 
Cheap shovels for me
And a cheap distance ball too
But I've got game bro
:mad:
 
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Have fun with haiku
That is what I'm gonna do
Can you take a joke?
:giggle:
 
Par fives.....Obsolete
Modern tech is the culprit
I love three shot holes
:(
 
I miss my first course
Short but tight with rolling hills
Rest in Peace Dub O.
:cry:
 
Chipping and Pitching
Two important skills to learn
Master them and win
:cool:
 
Drive and approach for
dough; chipping and putting are
too overrated.
 
Drive for dough...Say what?
You've got to have a short game
Putt it like Jesus
✝️
 
Cannot putt until
You reach the green after a
good drive and approach
;)
 
Don't need a good drive
But your approach needs to be
Then putt like a Champ
:cool:
 
Morning dew on greens
A quiet swing splits the air
Ball arcs toward the cup
 
Pipe drive...bounce to rough
Sweet approach...slice to bunker
Rub of the green sucks
:sneaky:
 
Spikes or spikless shoes
For golf its a big choice
Just don't drag your feet
:mad:
 
Would you rather...make
Par on a long tough par 4
Or easy hole bird?
:unsure:
 
I love my five hy
It's almost like point and shoot
Knocking down flagsticks
:cool:
 
Winter golf is blah
Can't control ball on dormant
Run without stopping
(n)
 
Play what sticks you like
For hacks it doesn't matter
All the same results
o_O
 
*Range Rat said:
New fourteen way bag
Iron covers on each club
Call me Mr Cool
🤓
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Fourteen slots for clubs,
Iron covers keep them safe,
Ready for the course.
 
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