campilobaxter
Mustachioed Root Vegetable
What a Christmas present! Thanks ETB!OK, I'm making the early call. Come Christmas day your index will be sitting at a low, low 7.2! You heard it here first.
The other day my partner was playing worse than me (which is saying a lot as he's a 6 and I'm a 16). He was whining a little and I told him on the 16th tee, "You're going to pipe this one down the middle, have a wedge left into the green and make birdie". Sure enough, it happened. We get to his ball in the fairway and I said, "Just get it pin high and keep it right of the hole, easy birdie putt from there". He did that too. Before he hit his 10-footer he kind of looked at me like he was waiting for me to say something. I said, "You heard me the first time, birdie". And he rolled it right in.
So a couple weeks later we're playing together again, once again he is playing like and we get to the 16th hole. Before he hit his tee shot he said, "Any predictions". I said, "I won't BS you, I don't have a good feeling about it this time". He laughed it off and piped one down the middle. But this time, he missed a pretty similar putt and made par.
I'm not saying I'm psychotic or psychic or anything but that's a true story.