How do you eat corn on the cob?

[TheDoctor]

Based on the bratwurst/hotdog thread with the comment about corn on the cob - here is that question

Do you eat from end to end like a typewriter, then rotate it and eat another line

Or

Do you eat round the cob and then move along slightly

Other - Post your method in the thread

Me - I am a typewriter person

 

[links_slayer]

Typewriter - like a sane person

 

[M2Giles]

Typewriter.... my son on the other hand takes random bites like a madman. But he isnt even 2 yet.

 

[donny475]

Typewriter, of course

 

[Tread23]

Around... you typewriter people are crazy!

 

[Badger_Golfer]

Typewriter. To do it any other way would be unamerican.

 

[Maric]

 

[Molten]

For the record, it’s call corn. The other kind is corn off the cob.

 

[gkeller813]

Typewriter - like a sane person

This, this, this!

 

[TCB2010]

Typewriter
Another question would be who uses corn cob spikes?
That’s a must ^

 

[baylrballa]

Barber pole style. So inefficient any other way.

Wife goes typewriter one row at a time, freaks me out.

 

[TheDoctor]

Typewriter
Another question would be who uses corn cob spikes?
That’s a must ^

Yup, we have them and use them

 

[Chef23]

Only ax murderers eat in a way besides the typewriter method.

 

[Scorp]

It depends on my mood really. Usually it's the typewriter method... occasionally it's the around method. Probably 90% the former, and 10% the latter.

And corn spikes are the cats whiskers!

 

[PJSprog]

Typewriter ... with spikes.

 

[PKorf]

 

[Drumdog]

Typewriter, all day every day.

 

[redneckwop]

Typewriter, my daughter (who is 16) either goes around or random & it drives me crazy to watch her. I think she does it just to make me crazy.

 

[Campbell Toe]

 

[TheDoctor]

I can guarantee if I tried that I would be losing my front teeth.....

 

[Nappy]

In the old days - Typewriter.

These days - I cut it off with a knife because I'm tired of getting butter on this beautiful face.

 

[TheDoctor]

In the old days - Typewriter.

These days - I cut it off with a knife because I'm tired of getting butter on this beautiful face.

But doesn't butter help keep your skin soft and supple?? ☺

 

[Nappy]

But doesn't butter help keep your skin soft and supple?? ☺

One would think.

I know it's lame, but I'm old and I gave up trying to be hip long ago. Haha.

 

[mulegolf]

My choice (With Gusto!) wasn't up there so I took Typewriter style.

 

[*Range Rat]

with a fork, after i slice all the kernels off with a knife