ANNOUNCEMENT Introducing Team Callaway - 2025 Grandaddy of Em All

I have a Predator quote but I lack a few things to establish proper context:
A helicopter
A boom box blasting Long Tall Sally
A pouch of chewing tobacco
this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside 😍
 
I'm stoked to see the Callaway team named. Yes its competition... its also the faces behind the event and equipment and experience and .. I could go on and on... And they are a massive part of the reason we must do our part after the event. If we can't do it for ourselves, don't be a selfish A-hole and do it for them. The effort they give deserves it
 
I had just about wrapped up outside golf yesterday after @Canadan gutted me but this thread is making me go enjoy some wind and mud.
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
the king of smoke and mirrors right here.
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
I'm worried about the implication this wasn't a thing in the past. Well, worried and excited. Mostly excited.
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
Something tells me they might have to separate us in any serious situation 🤣
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
I am all about everything in this post. I sincerely hope we have the pleasure of teeing it up together as two mid caps who can outplay their index at random times.

If chaos ensues at the Nest, count me in. I’ll make sure you make it home!
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
God the Grandaddy is so awesome, cannot wait to follow
 
I am all about everything in this post. I sincerely hope we have the pleasure of teeing it up together as two mid caps who can outplay their index at random times.

If chaos ensues at the Nest, count me in. I’ll make sure you make it home!
The Wisconsin guys trying to make sure people get home safe?
Ill Allow It GIF
 
Looks like an awesome squad! No doubt they will bring it on all fronts!
 
It truly becomes real when you see your competition. But I want to tell the Callaway team how much we’re excited about, not just competing against you, not just being chosen for a once in a lifetime fitting at ECPC, or seeing new club tech before it’s released to the world… we’re really thankful you are welcoming us too as a part of your team. Over the next year we’ll get to immerse ourselves into new gear in a way we never thought was possible. While at the Grandaddy we’ll represent THP and Team Our Time, but as soon as the last putt drops, we’re representing Team Callaway, and for that I want to say thank you.

@AT_CG
@NickMcCG
@Luke WilliamsCG
@ZackOakleyCG
@callmedaddy
@johnnythompsoncg
@sbusse55
@myfingershurt
@JohnnyRodCG
@21Gonzo
@P.SWEE
@SirChipsALot
@j.yeww
@DB_CG
@SouleTrain
Thank you for saying that, @K.P.

I can't say it any better. Thank you, Team Callaway.
 
Hello world.
Can't tell you how excited I am to be a part of this honored tradition.
Can't wait to meet you all.
Can't shake the nerves of jumping into the forum board life again.
Can't decide on the perfect signature gif. (This is a lie, I did.)

What I can do is talk about being a Creative for Callaway Golf. But I will warn all of you now: If you love golf... then you're in my target demographic... for humble brags lol. I will name drop (after two beverages) and you can't top me.

LFG THP!!!

Additional fun facts: Quote the original 1987 movie Predator and you will win my heart. Aaaaand I've probably caught bigger fish than you have. That's my last brag.
Dude, I mark my golf balls with a three dot triangle. This will be fun.
 
@JasonFinleyCG was my captain in the first Goat Cup. Something tells me he will be lurking in the background. @AT_CG was the other captain and I'm sure he'll do a great job at the Grandaddy-hopefully not that great.
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod


I feel like...while I am supposed to pull for THP...between this dude right here and the lady coming in hot with some great chirps...my loyalty might be tested.
 
Man not sure how I missed this one. I love @AT_CG being the captain & look at this, @JohnnyRodCG returns.

I picture AT Facetiming @JasonFinleyCG and letting him know

Captain Phillips GIF
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
Well this is one of the best posts ever. Glad the event has you back!
 
Did somebody say my name? Because I swear I felt my ears burning… and not from my freshly inflated handicap. 😂

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true — I’ve officially ascended from a 10 to a majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring 12. Just think, by next year I’ll also have the pleasure of hitting from the forward tees with the 80-year-olds and absolutely thriving.

Please… don’t hate the player. I’m not even playing the game anymore — the game is playing me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

But rest easy: even with my new “Elyte” handicap, I can still promise you this… losing to me will be the most fun you’ve had since the last time you won.

Important Safety Notice: Before any of you tuck yourselves into bed during this event, please make sure you’ve located me — wherever I may be. This is the year I unleash complete and unfiltered chaos, and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

Love
Jrod
Love this. You're a legend Jrod!
 
I feel like...while I am supposed to pull for THP...between this dude right here and the lady coming in hot with some great chirps...my loyalty might be tested.
Animated GIF
 
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