It's SO ON!! Kellybo & MaryC vs Tower of Power Ole Gray

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So sitting at the Mexican restaurant in Gray having chips, salsa & beer with Kellybo & Ole Gray when what should happen....

Ole Gray issues a challenge to Kellybo & I to take him and his mighty swing on for 9 holes tomorrow on The Goat Track.

Format: Ole Gray plays stroke play while KB & I play scramble.

Ole Gray says he's gonna whup us like a red headed step child.

Needless to say KB & I are Soooo taking him down a two track for a lesson with a hickory stick.

Blow by blow will come tomorrow

It's SO on in Georgia
 
Here's to taking OG down!!!

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And if he wins, we get to hear about more of his wonderful conquests. He is definitely the Andy Kaufman of THP. For those not old enough to know the reference, google it. He was a movie star that decided he wanted to be a wrestler. He called himself the intergender champion because he beat up on women. Then he faced a man and got his "arse" handed to him.

I hope the ladies whoop his hiney (to quote the tower of cower)
 
Gray I love ya like a crazy uncle but you might've bit off more than you can chew here. Sic him ladies!

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Will all 3 be wearing skirts and teeing from the women's tees? How many cold ones did you need to down to offer that challenge? Its lose / lose my man.
 
Oh boy...I like you OG but the ladies are going to take your arse to the woodshed this go around.

I like the challenge though...OG is not afraid to take on anyone and this will be a very tough one for him to win.
 
I'm having problems getting pass the chips, salsa and beer part...

good luck ladies.
 
I would love to see some video from this match!
 
Don't worry Gray they're all just scared of the Tower of Power that is you :D Go get up man, I'll be rooting for ya! I know you can take 'em.

BDG, Loyal Gray Supporter.
 
Gray buddy, your worrying me man. Please don't let your mouth override your talent like:

The similarities are getting scarry, hehe
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On his home course he might even win this one. But he's still Andy Kaufman. Take him to a neutral site ladies and he has no shot if you all play from proper tees.
 
On his home course he might even win this one. But he's still Andy Kaufman. Take him to a neutral site ladies and he has no shot if you all play from proper tees.

There's no chance that OG is going to beat us on our home course with the ladies hitting from the red tees and him hitting from the white. I had a tune up driver lesson with my pro last Friday and MaryC says her short game is on the money so he has no chance whatsoever. He couldn't even beat Bernice heads up today. I think they tied.
 
And now we even have a trophy!!

The Woodshed or since it's a dog toy the Dog House Leopard.

This baby is staying on Kellybo's side of the bed!!

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Will all 3 be wearing skirts and teeing from the women's tees? How many cold ones did you need to down to offer that challenge? Its lose / lose my man.

Oh boy...I like you OG but the ladies are going to take your arse to the woodshed this go around.

I like the challenge though...OG is not afraid to take on anyone and this will be a very tough one for him to win.


I am playing the white tees not senior tees and they are playing the Ladies tees. Some holes they will have a 100 yard advantage but no problem for the Tower of Power!

Don't worry Gray they're all just scared of the Tower of Power that is you :D Go get up man, I'll be rooting for ya! I know you can take 'em.

BDG, Loyal Gray Supporter.

You da man BulldogsGolf and I am going to take em down just for you dude!!!



On his home course he might even win this one. But he's still Andy Kaufman. Take him to a neutral site ladies and he has no shot if you all play from proper tees.

I am giving them the advantage as they will be way up in front of me however Mary is in for a treat on the greens right now! The summer grass is dying out and if you are above the hole you're screwed:beat-up:..
 
There's no chance that OG is going to beat us on our home course with the ladies hitting from the red tees and him hitting from the white. I had a tune up driver lesson with my pro last Friday and MaryC says her short game is on the money so he has no chance whatsoever. He couldn't even beat Bernice heads up today. I think they tied.

I feel sorry for you ladies. I might just tee up with an iron off every tee to give you a proper advantage but even that will not stop your defeat.
 
This is going to be fun! Good luck girls! And especially Kelly and Mary.
 
I am playing the white tees not senior tees and they are playing the Ladies tees. Some holes they will have a 100 yard advantage but no problem for the Tower of Power!



You da man BulldogsGolf and I am going to take em down just for you dude!!!





I am giving them the advantage as they will be way up in front of me however Mary is in for a treat on the greens right now! The summer grass is dying out and if you are above the hole you're screwed:beat-up:..

Ha!! I played snot slick greens over the weekend that made the Goat's greens look like a whole gosh darn bottle of molassas has been dumped all over them.

Face it, above the hole, below the hole, or from the side door, we gotch yer number bud.

You are going DOWN
 
Now before we all get carried away with OG's distances, if I am correct, the white tees are 5900 yards right?
The guy that calls himself the Tower of Power should be playing from the Blue at 6400 if it were me...hehe
 
Now before we all get carried away with OG's distances, if I am correct, the white tees are 5900 yards right?
The guy that calls himself the Tower of Power should be playing from the Blue at 6400 if it were me...hehe


It's not about the distances on this golf course as I hope you will see one day. It's about shot placement and knowing the layout.

OK WHO IS THE SMART ARSE THAT CHANGED MY AVATAR :angry::at-wits-end::bicker:
 
It's not about the distances on this golf course as I hope you will see one day. It's about shot placement and knowing the layout.

OK WHO IS THE SMART ARSE THAT CHANGED MY AVATAR :angry::at-wits-end::bicker:

The way you explain it, it must be harder than the slope ratings suggest.

Course Ratings:
Blue Tees: 69.2/119
White Tees: 67.2/114
Red Tees: 67.9/112

Buddy, you should be playing the blues against them. The reds play tougher score wise than the whites do man. 67.2 to 67.9.
 
I just wish I was at the Mexican joint eating and drinking.

My money's on Ole Gray tomorrow. One cent's worth.
 
It's not about the distances on this golf course as I hope you will see one day. It's about shot placement and knowing the layout.

OK WHO IS THE SMART ARSE THAT CHANGED MY AVATAR :angry::at-wits-end::bicker:

Lmao!!

Actually gray is dead serious, that course is pretty demanding as far as placement.

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The way you explain it, it must be harder than the slope ratings suggest.

Course Ratings:
Blue Tees: 69.2/119
White Tees: 67.2/114
Red Tees: 67.9/112

Buddy, you should be playing the blues against them. The reds play tougher score wise than the whites do man. 67.2 to 67.9.

Ouch! Truth!
 
The way you explain it, it must be harder than the slope ratings suggest.

Course Ratings:
Blue Tees: 69.2/119
White Tees: 67.2/114
Red Tees: 67.9/112

Buddy, you should be playing the blues against them. The reds play tougher score wise than the whites do man. 67.2 to 67.9.

Heck, even I shot a 45 on 9 holes from the white tees and I'm a short knocker. Play the blues OG. Oh heck, play the reds with us if you want. We've got this!
 
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