NOW OPEN: Sign-Ups for the 2024 Holiday Secret Gift Exchange
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Tuesday bump.
About 3.5 days left to sign up.
About 3.5 days left to sign up.
So close!!!! Anybody else getting excited?
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If you are still waffling about this, jump in! Let’s get a few more signups before the deadline!
Only 2 more days to sign up! Don't be the guy next week who says "Dang, I can't believe I missed this!" Get in on this now!
Dang it missed it.
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I am not great at gifts. I will sit out this year.
Sitting at 82 with a little over 2 days remaining to sign up (11/15 @ 6PM EST). Time to get off that fence.
‘‘Twas two days left for signups, when all through ‘Paradise
Eighty-two wanted to have fun, the rest…not so nice.
The stalking to start, the gifts to acquire, in hopes of videos of golf stuff and attire.
The threads were all burning…all about slow play….pizza squares and wedges and “what did you buy today?”
Sox Fan at his desk, and KY_Golfer too (yes that’s the state, not the tube of goo)
When out in forums, there was such a thread….”sign ups are open, you’ve nothing to dread!”
…….and someone can finish it.
Come on you bah humbugs!!!
Eighty-two wanted to have fun, the rest…not so nice.
The stalking to start, the gifts to acquire, in hopes of videos of golf stuff and attire.
The threads were all burning…all about slow play….pizza squares and wedges and “what did you buy today?”
Sox Fan at his desk, and KY_Golfer too (yes that’s the state, not the tube of goo)
When out in forums, there was such a thread….”sign ups are open, you’ve nothing to dread!”
…….and someone can finish it.
Come on you bah humbugs!!!
Frickin AWESOME!
With a little bit of effort, and a mere 25 bucks….there’s fun to be had, the gifts never suck!
More chances to claim, what your wife and kids wont get, but maybe shirts and balls, and all kinds of golf ****!
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Count me in. I'll drive down to Scottsdale......
Ok, best I could do….
‘‘Twas two days left for signups, when all through ‘Paradise,
Eighty-two wanted to have fun,
the rest…not so nice.
The stalking to start,
the gifts to acquire,
in hopes of videos of golf stuff and attire.
The threads were all burning,
all about slow play….pizza squares and wedges,
and “what did you buy today?”
Sox Fan at his desk,
and KY_Golfer too
(yes that’s the state,
not the tube of goo)
When out in forums,
there was such a thread….
”sign ups are open, you’ve nothing to dread!”
With a little bit of effort,
and a mere 25 bucks,
there’s fun to be had,
the gifts never suck!
More chances to claim,
what your wife and kids wont get,
but maybe shirts and balls,
and all kinds of golf ****!
More rapid than Fed Ex the presents they came,
and skimmers that missed out will certain complain.
“A Callaway shirt, a sleeve of yellow balls,
a glove that fits,
or maybe some draw’s!
“A golf coffee cup,
a bag of white tees,
and a Dormie headcover,
is certain to please.”
To the bottom of the box we’ll greedily go,
and dig for more goodies from deep down below.
With the wife’s crooked grin and wrapping o’r the place,
she’ll hit video to record the smile on your face.
As you hide the receipts,
from the things you bought for yourself,
you’ll gleefully cheer,
“Oh that THP Elf!”
So when you’ve downed the third Transfusion for the night,
the forum will see,
you ain’t all that bright.
And now with only two days to go,
all that you get,
is 82 ”I told you so’s” !!!
‘‘Twas two days left for signups, when all through ‘Paradise,
Eighty-two wanted to have fun,
the rest…not so nice.
The stalking to start,
the gifts to acquire,
in hopes of videos of golf stuff and attire.
The threads were all burning,
all about slow play….pizza squares and wedges,
and “what did you buy today?”
Sox Fan at his desk,
and KY_Golfer too
(yes that’s the state,
not the tube of goo)
When out in forums,
there was such a thread….
”sign ups are open, you’ve nothing to dread!”
With a little bit of effort,
and a mere 25 bucks,
there’s fun to be had,
the gifts never suck!
More chances to claim,
what your wife and kids wont get,
but maybe shirts and balls,
and all kinds of golf ****!
More rapid than Fed Ex the presents they came,
and skimmers that missed out will certain complain.
“A Callaway shirt, a sleeve of yellow balls,
a glove that fits,
or maybe some draw’s!
“A golf coffee cup,
a bag of white tees,
and a Dormie headcover,
is certain to please.”
To the bottom of the box we’ll greedily go,
and dig for more goodies from deep down below.
With the wife’s crooked grin and wrapping o’r the place,
she’ll hit video to record the smile on your face.
As you hide the receipts,
from the things you bought for yourself,
you’ll gleefully cheer,
“Oh that THP Elf!”
So when you’ve downed the third Transfusion for the night,
the forum will see,
you ain’t all that bright.
And now with only two days to go,
all that you get,
is 82 ”I told you so’s” !!!
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I just want to re-iterate to those that may be hesitant to sign up because they think it's a game of one upsmanship or that you can't afford it. Truly, a thoughtful $25.00 gift is all that's required (and I totally get if even that is a bit of an ask. Times are tough). I think I speak for most of us when I say that we are WAY more excited about doing something fun for someone than we are about what we might take in some type of haul. There is truly nothing more in the spirit of the season on the entire internet than this yearly thread.
Join the fun!!!!!
Join the fun!!!!!
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You are the first that has expressed interest so in all likelihood it will be yours!
Hell, I’m sure most of us have things laying around that could be thrown in and not even have to buy stuff. Come join us as it’s fun and the video reveals are always a treat