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Mark_UK

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It seems the new toilet rolls are IKEA furniture!!! We desperately need furniture in this house as we’ve sized up. I need a bench for my AV equipment that I designed with their besta system. As soon as they get stock in, it’s bloody gone! My nearest IKEA is in the Bay Area, so I have to arrange grandma to look after the kids, book time off work, all for the hope stuff will be in stock. Which so far, when it comes to going up, it isn’t! First world problems I know, but it’s so bloody frustrating.
 

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Trying really hard for @chillyballer to get this free shaft to him for his junior golfer. I'll just paste the mssg I just sent him. Oh the comedy.


So buddy, I'm trying SO hard for you. Got to Golf Galaxy today. Bought a box of AVX so I had an excuse to beg the kid for a box. Told him free driver shaft for a junior golfer. "Got just what you need" and he scoots off. Comes back with Ping Jr set box. "No, full size driver, Cobra Encore ZL for a H.S. kid, please." "Ahh.." he says. Comes back with Titleist iron box. I say, "oh no, I need a driver box if you have one." "This is all we get stuff in."
I took the box and thanked him, what the hell. But I still dont have a box for YOU.
 

Gman79

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Not on this late notice and at that price haha
Ok I know the phrase is "if you have to ask you cant afford it", but how much was the round to be one of the first??
 

wubears71

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The sign might as well just said reserved for the asshole.
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robrandalgz

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some loser decided to smash my car window to use a first aid kit - and they didn't even put it back!

:angry:
 

Greg Kulbick

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Both versions are true.
 

McLovin

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RealPretendPsychic

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The pepperoni pizza from my favorite pizza place is too damn greasy! The cheese pizza is fantastic why isn’t the pepperoni??
 

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At least give a little bit of notice when you need seed treated, don't just show up unannounced that's why you had to wait an hour.
 

Drumdog

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The wife and I got invited to play at the Kalispel Country Club on Sunday by some friends that are members.
Now the weather changes to rain.....
 

NVGOLFER80

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Salisbury Steak Is Not Steak
 

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I just audited expense reports. There are a couple people with some explaining to do.
 

NVGOLFER80

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McLovin

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That's hurtful.
probably the salt and vinegar in the ketchup. might have nicked the skin when you were shaving your chest. invest in a good razor.
 

Greg Kulbick

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I don't even know where this is going.
 

McLovin

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Smiter

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I have the anti-rant. I have no lung capacity. None. Too much trauma. Masks? No bueno.

So I now have this.....

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Which begs the question, is my doc calling me an SOB?? I do get grumpy in a mask, so he’s probably not inaccurate.
 

Smiter

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Salisbury Steak Is Not Steak
Glorified f’in burger, at best. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Quick edit: had you said Country Fried Steak wasn’t, we couldn’t even talk anymore.
 

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