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- #26
1. Sit down and shut up
2. Every airline has the select-o-matic when it comes to seat selection, so you who chose to sit in Row 15 can wait for Rows 1-14 to get their carry-ons and leave
3. I'm not your buddy, pal - refer to #1
Man - I got yelled at by the flight attendent because of #1/#3. I noticed the person next to me was a golfer so I struck up a conversation while we were waiting to take off. Crew starts the whole emergency prodedures deal so I stop talking and look forward, but this fella is still talking. Flight attendent tells us to be quiet. I'm still looking straight ahead not saying anything. Then the guy NEEDS to finish his thought so he starts talking again. So the flight attendent yells at us. "You guys are being really loud, be quiet" I'm like..wtf did I do?! I haven't said a single word, lol.












